news report:
familyguy0 was found dead after suffering a head injury police say it might have been caused by a walrus

I wish we didn't fail already

granted but we ....succeded
i wish i had a goat

Granted, but the goat has no ears

I wish I had a nice, warm jumper

granted but you get stuck in a freezer and freeze to death
i wish i was not so mean

Wish granted, but you become so nice people walk over you, and you are forever a doormat!

I wish i had some company on the forums right now..

Wish granted (hiiiiii) but you got upset that nobody was here and logged off and cried yourself to sleep!

I wish I had some company on the forum now...

Granted! (Belated hi), but you find the cure for a headache and run off to sleep before anyone comes back to give you the company!

I wish for a kitten!

Wish granted, but you develop an allergic reaction to the kitten and have to give it away in a heartbreaking farewell!

I wish the sun would shine more often in Ireland!

Granted! but because fo rarely seieng the sun, your poor, sensitive skin burns under the sun like ants under a magnifying glass!

I wish my hands weren't always cold!

Wish granted but you get sun burnt

Wish granted, but only because you burnt them and they are always hot

I wish I won the Lotto

Granted but the money changes you and people murder you in your sleep for being a jerk to them

I wish I had an island

Granted! but the only food you have to survive on is coconuts for the rest of your life! with no tv, radio or any other form of communication!

I wish.. i could think of better wishes!

Granted but by doing so you brain explodes, you go to the hospital, and then you can only think of dumb wishes again

I wish I had a state named after me

Wish granted, but it replaces Rhode Island bexause you're small and worthless like that state

I wish I was a bit luckier

Granted! but you're only lucky for two days, use all your luck and have bad luck for the rest of your life!

I wish i didn't repeat my wishes

(sooooo mean!!)

Wish granted but you run out of wishes, and therefore have a wishless life with no success or happiness!

I wish it was the 29th september, 2008

Wish granted! but due to a hangover you sleep through the whole day and miss whatever it was you were waiting for!

I wish for everyday to be Saturday!

Wish granted! But you get so lazy and idle because it's Saturday everyday that you never get a job again for the rest of your life and are eternally poor!

I wish I was at the movies right now!

Granted, but ur sat in the back row with what u think is a lovely girl and the light go on to revea; a 5 oclock shadow making u run out and never return!!


I was i could stop laffing at meself for a min (HAHAHAHAHA)