Granted! But the work is a fail of epic proportions!

I wish...I wish...I wish for something to wish about!

Granted but it is that I am cured of my illness and I can make fun of you again.

I wish for a box of chocolates (notice I did not say I would eat them)

Granted, but there are no chocolates in said box

I wish for a pet duck!

Granted but it poked your eyes out

I wish I had chocolates in the said box (notice I did not say I would eat them)

Granted, but they are old, out of date chocolates that you do decide to eat and fall ill and become blind because of!

I wish I had my eyes back!

Granted but they are ordered in the mail and so are faulty. They fall out and your duck eats them.

I wish I could master echolocation.

Granted, but you get stuck in a hall of mirrors, never to escape!

I wish for a pink balloon!

Granted but the string wraps around a tree and your neck and you suffocate muahhahahahaha

I wish I had a hammer to break the mirrors

Granted, but it breaks you instead!

I wish you weren't so mean!

Granted but now I won't talk to you

(silence)

I wish other people were here!

(silence)
(you made the only person who could grant your wish go away)

(.........whisper granted but they are all old people who just ate and are making weird sounds........i wish i had a new car)

Granted, but it's an old banger that won't start!

I wish I owned a plane!

(....... whisper granted but its engine failed when you were flying it and you died... i wish I was smart)

Granted, but everyone else was even smarter!

I wish we could get through page eight without anyone dying!

granted but.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Try again

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