Granted, but you're dead so cannot enjoy it!

I wish we would stop killing people!

Granted but we kill all the animals instead

I wish I wasn't psychotic (and dead)

Granted, but the men in white coats still think you are, so take you away!

I wish it was a little bit colder!

Granted but the only way to make you colder was to...kill you

I wish I had a cat and it wasnt a lion or anything that could kill me

Granted, but you get run over as you go to collect it.......and therefore

I wish I couldn't die!

Granted but you are tortured in never-ending life

I wish that there was no global warming

Granted, because GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH!

I wish that global warming wasn't considered such a big deal!

Granted but you had to kill Al Gore to do so and so was arrested and put on the electric chair and since you cannot die you have been on it for 6 months

I wish I had super powers

Granted, but the only super power that you have is to feel everybody's pain around you!

I wish I was able to pass through objects at my will!

Granted but your life sucks

I wish there were no more superpowers

Granted, but you end up in a situation where only superman would be able to save you! He tries, but fails.

I wish you weren't so mean!

granted but i die ( i know you are sad)

i wish superman had his powers back before i die

Granted, but superman is somewhere else!

I wish no poolers could die!

Granted but all tennis players die

I wish I could fell emotions

Granted, but that includes all the bad ones too!

I wish warney was here!

Wish granted, but he starts wishes involving summer

I wish familyguy would leave summer alone

Granted, but warney doesn't!

I wish I wasn't ill!

Wish granted, but familyguy gets ill

I wish summer wouldn't hog all the fudge

Granted, but the fudge is almost all gone, so I move onto the choccy cake instead!

I wish this choccy cake tasted like choccy cake...

Wish granted, but there isn't much left as kniall ate most of it yesterday

I wish my uni work would do itself and hand itself in