Wish granted, but the geese eat all the bread and the poor lil ducks die of starvation thanks to Tsummer!

I wish cigarettes were outlawed!

Granted (I don't want to corrupt it) but the minority still make them in secret and sell them on the moon's black market!

I wish I didn't have to go to bed right now!

Wish granted, but you stay up all night and it ruins your sleeping pattern and you have tummy aches forever!

I wish Kate Voegele would say yes!

Granted, but the question to which she answered was 'do you like Kniall?'

I wish for a pizza!

Wish granted, but after you eat it you realise it was 7 weeks out of date and you get food poison!

I wish I didn't sleep all day!

Granted, but you sleep all of tomorrow instead!

I wish I didn't have to sleep!

Wish granted but you become a wreck because of your lack of sleep, and Prince Charming doesn't find you attractive anymore!

I wish the answers were all in a newspaper!

Granted, but all the answers are wrong

I wish I was Prince Charming

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!

Granted, but I'm over you!

I wish I had some macaroni cheese right now...

I wish Tsummer wouldn't make such lewd wishes about nasty food!

Wish granted, but she makes lewd wishes about Nasty Niall

I wish I could win more tournies

But I'm hungry!!!!!!!

Granted, but only after Kniall gives me some in date food that won't make me ill!

I wish I was taller!

(Nasty Niall pmsl!!)

Wish granted, but you grow frighteningly tall that Prince Charming (apparently warney ) gets so scared of you he beats you with a stick

I wish I could find the one, instead of one ever friday night

Granted, but the one isn't the one you were expecting, or hoping for...in fact, far from it!

I wish I had that stick!

Wish granted, but that stick was really an out of date pizza that you ate and got food poison from!

I wish Tsummer would stop getting food poisoning!

Granted, but you get it instead!

I wish Warney and Carl were girls!

Wish granted, however they both fall in love with each other, meaning you can't have your wicked (SICK, PERVERTED) way with them!

I wish Tsummer was of the male variety

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!! SHUP!

Granted, but he undergoes a sex change just because you scare him with your strange ways!

I wish I wasn't so forgetful!

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Wish granted, but you forgot you made that wish, and umm...you fail miserably...shup

I wish Tsummer wouldn't be so AGGRESSIVE when asking me to corrupt her wishes during her games!

PMSL!!!!!!!!!

I'm not aggressive!

Granted, but she...err...umm...forgets! and carrys on.

I wish Kniall would stop teasing me about his german-knowing abilities!