Granted, but I'm in one with you and hayley!

I wish you'd take up our offer!

Wish granted, I ain't corrupting that

I wish that I was a professional in everything

Granted but no one likes you because you're so good at everything and you die a sad professional.

I wish i'm always as happy as i am now!

Wish granted, but your constant happiness gets so irritating that people grow to hate you, and then you become eternally distraught!

I wish I was 17 again!

Granted but in becomming 17 again your hormones being to rage and you become so miserable and angry about being 17 you dont' get out of your room until you're 21

I wish my sister and her frineds weren't so loud

Wish granted, but instead of talking so loud, they decide to blast out loud, annoying music that drives you to the point of homicide

I wish it wasn't raining so I could go play golf

Wish granted but Jean van de Velde stole your lucky golf set and replaced it with a hockey stick.



I wish it was warm enough to go to the beach...

wish granted but as soon as u start 2 lay on the beack.. it starts tippin it down wiv rain.. mwuahaha..

i wish i could go bak in time?

Granted, but you get killed by Hitler

I wish the power wouldn't cut itself off randomly

Granted, instead the power cuts off at scheduled times, every 2 hours.

I wish my feet weren't so cold

Wish granted, but the coldness relays to your hands, which become so intolerably cold that you are forced into amputating them!

I wish I didn't have a project that I have to have in for tomorrow

Granted, but you have five in for the next day instead!

I wish it wouldn't start raining when the weather was looking good!

Granted, but it starts hailing instead

I wish summer was online now

Granted, but she's busy with ruddy coursework!

I wish my coursework would do itself....to an A* standard!

Granted, but the handwriting was detected and you get chucked out.

I wish I could pitch invade tomorrow

Wish granted, but you get arrested for indecent exposure, and are barred from all football games for life

I wish it was tomorrow night already!!

Granted but you get arrested for indecent exposure and cannot go out again

I wish I was asleep

Granted, but you fall asleep for either 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 or until Prince Charming kisses you, whichever comes first!

I wish my net was kind again!

Depends if it can be a Princess Charming, won't be asleep long then

Wish granted, but the rest of the Nutters clan aren't kind

I wish I could actually start winning games again

I reckon you would...I'd be on hand to stop them from kissing you!

Granted, but you win so many friendlies that people refuse to play you in ranked and you are not allowed to enter tournies! Ever!

I wish my hand didn't ache...