Granted! but it doesn't do a very good job, you fail and have to re-do the whole year!

I wish for a time machine!

Granted, but it only allows you to go forward a minute

I wish it was 1999 again

Granted, but it is 23:59 on the 31st December 1999.

I wish I could fly!

Wish granted, but you fly straight into an airplane and die

I wish the Trinity Ball was more appealing!

Granted, but you can't go!

I wish I was taller!

Wish granted, but only by 0.0000000001mm

I wish Uni would do an official leaver's ball

Granted, but it fails as no-one shows bar you!

I wish it was summer...

Granted , The Summer Of 1940 Durinf World War Two

I Wish I Was On Holiday

Granted, but the weather turns to a tornado

I wish I was virtuoso on all game types

Granted, but it will last for only 3 weeks.

I wish I was a pro on every game type again.

granted, But you never will...lol

I wish I could get all the events.

Granted, but your brother logs on to your account and resets all your stats just as you get all the events

I wish I could play golf as often as I used to

Granted, but your golf clubs break each time you play so you spend $$$'s on your new golfing obsession!

I wish I remembered my french properly!

Granted, but it's far too late now and you failed epically

I wish Eurovision would die

Granted, but we have 'Worldvision' instead, which includes the USA...'Nuff said!

I wish Britain could have enough guts to enter a band like Lordi at Eurovision

Granted but they all die on stage after they see Azerbaijan's performance.

I wish Match of the Day was on now so I'd stop watching this crap

Granted, but they show an act between each game!

I wish Azerbaijan were DQ'd!

Wish granted, but Britain are also DQed for being too British.

I wish Villa sent Boro down

Good riddance!

Granted-knowing absolutely nothing about what you say, I cannot corrupt it further than saying but Villa went down themselves.

I wish Niall didn't like Azerbaijan!

granted but now hes likes an even worse band

i wish i had a lamma!