Granted, but it smells so much, you are forced to either abandon it, or leave the country!

I wish people could spell Llama correctly!

lol soooooorry
granted but now everybody permanently writes boi instead of boy!

i wish i was king of the world!

Granted for 23 minutes

I wish I could get better at pool!

granted but now nobody will play against you!

i wish i had a 2 dollar bill!

Granted but you drop it in a river.

I wish I had a better car!

Granted but you better car is a buggatii veryron and you cant afford the insurance so you cant drive it whick results in you sticking with your original car...

I wish i Smelled like a basket ball

Wish Granted, But Nobody Will Talk to you, only play with ur head.


I wish i had no flab

Granted, but it all goes to your dog instead!

I wish people (Niall) weren't so clever (useless)!

Granted, but then he becomes so clever he hacks into your funkypool account and gets you banned

I wish I was a zillionaire

Granted! but only in monopoly money

I wish i could fly like a birdy..

Granted but you get smacked by an airplane and are a dead birdy

I wish I knew the secret to knowing how to sleep

Granted, but you become so good at it that you sleep 23 hours a day and get so sick of it, that in that one hour you are awake you constantly attempt to forget that secret!

I wish I could swim underwater like an ikkle fishy!

granted but you last underwater so long you lose your lungs and don't have anyone to talk to . Eventually you go psycho and start naming your "ikkle fishies". You then go so psycho you marry one

i wish i had a boomarang

Granted! but you're very bad at using it and everytime you throw it get a nasty bump in the back of your head from it coming back!

I wish i had some company on this here forum..

Granted, but alas, it's me, and that most likely means disaster on your part

I wish it was as quiet and peaceful as it is now all day long!

Granted! but you get so used to it, when it eventually gets louder you fear it, move far away, live in a cave and become a hermit for the peacefulness!

I wish these silly gloves would actually keep my fingers warm!

Wish granted, but as soon as you step outside you trip and fall over and tear your gloves, making them useless, and you cold!

I wish Summer would last forever this year!

Granted! but instead of being a nice warm summer forever, you suffer with hot sleepless nights, painful sunburns, melting ice-creams, humid air you can't breath in and seeing elderly men in Budgie smugglers often!

I wish.. for some lunch!

Budgie smugglers...lmaoooooooooo...that's gotta be Australian slang! Anyway granted, but the lunch you get was out of date 4 years ago and you contract food poisoning and are bed-ridden for the rest of the year!

I wish never to see an elderly man in budgie smugglers

granted but now absoloutley everybody else you meet is wearing them!

i wish i had a dollar!