granted but whne you ride on it it breaks you die

i wish a had a flamingo

Granted, good luck

I wish I owned a zoo.

Granted, but after a month of only a handful of visitors you realise you forgot about the animals...

I wish I was at donington for the download festival!

Granted, but you arrived rather late.

I wish I could have a sporty car

Granted, But you had it for a second.

I wish Rain could be chocolate.

Granted, but I'm staying inside every time it rain's!
As much as I love chocolate I couldn't take it!

I wish things were free in life.

Granted, But life is only a computer game on the internet.

I wish i could find the women of my dreams.

Granted, but it was a man.

I wish my birthday, could happen every day!

But you would be dead after 100 days

I wish i could have 1,000,000,000 pounds with no catchs

But then you lost it while gambling.

I wish I won loads of money!

But then your wife divorced you and took all it.

I wish i was a professional footballer

But you played for your village, what has 11 people.

I wish I was a professional table tennis player!

But just as you are about the hit the smash shot winner for the world championship title, you had a wee in your pants, which destroyed your whole reputation.

I wish i was a cartoon character.

But you were on a cartoon programme for 1 minute.

I wish I could fly!

But you had no wings

I wish i could see 2 minutes into the future

But you had no eyes.

I wish i could see 2 minutes into the future and have eyes

But then you died 2 minutes later.

I wish I could look in the past 2 minutes, and play all my losses again lol.

But you never had no losses

I wish i could right every wrong i have ever done in my life!

Granted, but you have five minutes to live, starting....now!

I wish I could play at the Sidmouth Folk Week.