who said tht - i cant see anyone

i wish i cud cook

Granted, but your seriously burn yourself and give up.

I wish I had 10 parrots.

But everyone could only live fo 1 minute

I wish I had a penquin!

Granted, you struggle to cope and just your mind after he first 5 minutes.

I wish I lived somewhere else in the UK.

Granted, but it is only two houses down your road!

I wish I was brave enough to play 8us ranked so I could try to get pro!

Granted, But yu would just lose!

I wish I could win an 8us tourny

Granted, but in 2019.



I wish I could be on T.V for my talent.

But you dont have a talent

I wish i was a millionaire

But you lose it down a gutter.

I wish I could sleep fo longer than 10 hours!

I do have talent

Granted but it ends up being 2 days.


I wish I could win the most money on a scratch card.

Granted but you scratched the prices off and made holes in them!

I wish the gambling machines werent a con!

But you lost all your money in them anyway

I wish i was god

But you had to live 2000 years ago.

I wish I was a King!

But you had nobody to obey you

I wish i was a trillionaire

But instead you got 1p.

I wish I was a Billionaire!

Granted, but you gamble it all away!

I wish I could walk through walls!

Granted, but you tried it and bumped your head!

I wish I could fly away!

Granted, but not far because you lose strength and fall back down.

I wish a 1p was worth a £100

Granted, but then they stopped selling 1ps.

I wish I could have a robot and ask for it to do what ever I want!

Granted, but you confuse it so much it explodes.

I wish I could just get my test passed so I can drive that car!