But it got cancelled.

I wish i could go a whole lifetime without eating or drinking.

Granted, but your 'lifetime' is that of a mayfly and is 24 hours!

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Murray Mints!

Granted, and that is the only thing you will have.

I wish I owned a sausage roll company

But then you turned to a vegetarian.

I wish I was a milkman!

But all the cows died out.

I wish i was the best at funkypool

But then there was no such thing as funkypool.

I wish I lived in a massive house!

But then the council tore it down.

I wish i was me.

What? lol.

But you got changed into someone else.

I wish I was god.

Granted... but then everyone becomes an athiest and no-one cares about you any more

I wish I was king

Granted, but it only happened for a second.

I wish I had a parrot

Granted, but the parrot died from neglect

I wish i could find the girl of my dreams

Granted, but then you didnt.

I wish I could retire!

But you were to young to retire

I was i was a film star.

But then you made your self look like a prat.

I wish I was a Cat.

But you had no legs.

I wish i was a lion.

But you couldnt go ROAR!

I wish there was no such thing as work!

But then tht wudnt work

I wish newcastle could play football

But they just played worse!

I wish Reading could play football!

but then steve coppell left

i wish alan shearer would become our manager

But then he retired

I wish I was invisible