Granted, but you had a horrible driving instructor who never let you pass!

I wish we can get to a million on counting to a million!

Granted - but funkypool server goes down for 4 weeks and Nick is trying his hardest to get it running again

I wish I could half own the site with Nick

Granted, but you got booted so you never could.

I wish I was an admin!

Granted, but they forgot you was too young!

I wish I was promoted to admin.

Granted, but you had to wait 40 years for it

I wish I was always happy!

Granted - but the ''always'' word never came true!

I wish I could get better at pool.

But you got better at snooker.

I wish I could pot the black ball!

Granted on a foul though

I wish I was better at Killer

But then you just got killed even more!

I wish I got an 8us gb!

Youv'e but bad luck on me Callum, look at my killer rank!

I wish you could reset in one event.

Lol,

Granted, but you accidentaly reset all your uk stats!

Only If it was even possible!

And you wish?

Oh I wish I could touch the sky!

Granted, good luck though!

I wish I was a judge!

Granted, but you got moaned all the time so you got sacked.

I wish I was an Elephant.

Granted - but you could not cope.

I wish I had a magic wond.

Granted, but it got broken.

I wish I could do Magic!

Granted, after years of training.

I wish I could go on Big brother.

Granted, but kicked off!

I wish I was on Im a celeb get me out...!

Granted, but you shout''I'm celebrity get me out of here'' in the first five minutes.

I wish I was a camera man!