Granted, but the only camera you were allowed to use was your own, broken one.

I wish MJ was still with us!

Granted, but he cant rise from the dead!

I wish life could be everlasting!

Granted, but there's a huge problem with overcrowding so a large proportion of people, including you, are sent to live on Mars.

I wish I wasn't ill

Granted, but you then touched a pig in mexico!

I wish Swine Flu could not get banged on about all over the news!

Granted - but it starts all over the radio (don't you care about it then?)

I wish people could care about things!

Granted, but everyone make a huge deal over every tiny, little thing that happens...so much so you don't know what's important and what's not!

I wish the weather could be 'normal' in britain, if only for a week!

Granted, but it lasts for ever!

I wish I can pass my driving test tomorrow!

Granted, but you will crash :O

I wish i could win ranked matches

Granted but you won friendlys instead

I wish I could win a semi final in 8us!

Granted, but you lose the final in straight games

I wish there could be decent tv on!

Granted but you messed up on it!

I wish I could not get travel sickness!

Granted, but you get sick every time you get out of a car or a bus!

I wish I knew what Niall was on about most of the time!

Granted, but the other times you still don't know what this Niall character is on about and you get soooo confused that your head explodes and you die!

I wish I knew what Summer was thinking most of the time! :S

Granted, but you get very scared by, not only what I'm thinking, but how much I am thinking about, that you cry, run away and your head explodes and you die!

I wish Niall knew who he was

Wish granted, but he then doesn't know who Summer is, and Summer gets so upset by this that her head explodes and she dies!

I wish Summer had a satellite navigation system so it wouldn't take her 5 minutes to find her way out of her house

Granted, but the satellite navigation system takes me to Nialls house within twelve and a half minutes, so Summer confuses him so much that his head explodes and he dies!

I wish I wouldn't die if my head exploded!

Wish granted, but after the elation of discovering that your head exploding no longer kills you, you get so happy and excited that your heart explodes and you die!

I wish Summer's satellite navigation system wouldn't take her to my house

Granted, but it takes her to Niall's neighbour's house who points her to Niall's house, so Summer confuses him so much that his head explodes and he dies!

I wish no part of me could explode leading to my death!

Wish granted, but when you learn that no part of you explodes leading to your death, you run over to this Niall character and give him a massive hug, which gets his heart racing and it explodes and they both die!

I wish Summer wouldn't confuse Niall so much leading to him exploding and dying!

Granted, instead Summer confuses Niall so much that he spins around 500000 times before stumbling to his island on Io.

I wish I could meet aliens!