Granted, but It costs 20,000 ponds for petrol!

I wish I had somthing worth valuable.

Granted - but you lost it.

I wish I had a plane.

Granted, but you didnt know how to fly it so you broke it!

I wish I was on first class.

Granted - but you had to sit next to a baby.

I wish I could be a baby again

Granted, but you had to sit next to u_r_a_

I wish I was taller!

Granted but you were so tall nobody could see you!

I wish I had a world record.

Granted, but after holding the record for 27.3 seconds, it got broken again. Unfortunately, the world record for holding a world record for the shortest amount of time happens to be 27.2 seconds, so you don't get that one either.

I wish I could breathe underwater!

Granted, but after reaching 100meters under you start to lose H2o

I wish I could have a Mercedes-Benz Sprinter Van.

Amazing how you can run out of water the deeper you get!

Granted, but you crash it!

I wish for a £50 bill to fall from the sky, in through my window!

Lol at a certin deepness the presure can crush.

Granted, but as it when through the window the £50 got stuck in between the two glasses

I Wish I didn't work tomorrow.

Edit: Just notied that even fish have to service from time to time.

Edited at 22:52 Sat 11/07/09 (BST)

Granted, But you get fired!

I wish I was Sooo rich

Granted, but you lost it all playing poker one year later.

I wish i was sleeping.

Granted, but you don't wake up for the next 74 years!

I wish I could fly!

Granted, but you flew down and whacked yout head on a brick wall.

I wish my dreams could come true!

Granted, but the dream where you run into a lamppost happens one day but you run into 80 in one day.

Iwish I had that new laptop with the 8 hour battery life (can't remeber what it's called)


Oh my i'll be 96

Granted, but it broke and no-one could fix it.

I wish I had the £5000 camera!

O_O £5000 camera?

Ok Granted, But the batterys die fast, Thenyou put energizer lithium batterys in but only lasted 5 mins longer..

I wish i was in space

Granted, but you never came back!

I wish I was on the moon!

Cool

Granted, but you got bored and went back to earth

I wish i didn't live in my home town

Granted, but you got teleported to Chav city.

I wish I won trophys!