Granted, but the trophies were, in a major design flaw, made out of ice so melted before you could get them home!

I wish I won the Euromillions!

Granted, but the jackpot was 1p!

I wish games in Thorpe Park couldnt be a con!

Granted, With the prices lower Thorpe Park went bust and closed down a week later.

I wish i got the guinness book of records for being the fastest push bike rider of 130mph

Granted. But You Were Going So fast The Wind Pulled Half Your Face Off!

I Wish That I Had A Pool Table That Told Me What Shot To Take

Granted, but it could only tell you how to pot the black!

I wish I could have a winning stroke all of a sudden!

Granted, but not for long.

I wish I could be better at snooker.

Granted, you were better at pool instead!

I wish I had an electric car!

Granted, but you always forget to charge it so break down on almost every journey!

I wish I owned a flying car!

Granted but it only flew off cliffs :o

I wish I had a gf

Granted! but she's only with you to get to you best friend! :O

I wish i didn't have to go to uni on Thursday!

Granted but you are in Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday

I wish it would rain for the rest of the Ashes

granted but rain causes the pitches to be unplayable so they close the roof on the millennium stadium and play each match there

I wish i could how to beat onua0767 5-0 in 8ball uk marathon final

Granted, but the funkypool system crashed as you were taking the last shot to win the 5th, and the games were never recorded


I wish they would release COD: Modern Warfare 2 next week

Granted - But it happened in 102 weeks.

I wish books were magic!

Granted, but not for you because you cursed it.

I wish I was better at COD on Xbox Live.

Granted But Your Mother Was Declared Bankrupt So You Couldn't Afford Your Xbox Live :D

I Wish I Better At Carom On Snooker It's So Confusing

granted but they remove carom
i wish i was number one on 9ball

granted but someone logs into your account and loses on purpose

i wish i could drink as much as antlew lol

granted you can only drink water

i wish i was the 1st team keeper at my club instead of sub.... im 17 thats why im not

granted but your team gets injured and plays no games

i wish my match tonight was at home and not a 4hour round drive away