Granted! but instead, you have to see elderly women in bikini's!

I wish i could stop procrastinating!

Jesus I don't know which would be worse Granted, but instead you get so caught up in doing something constructive that you realize 200 days have gone and you haven't ate or slept and become completely useless to everyone!

I wish I was going away this Summer

Granted! but you go away to a very strict country, break one of their rules and are locked up in prison for the rest of your life for osmething you would find trivial!

I wish i could do magic!

Granted, but upon completion of your first trick (to establish world peace), your magical ways desert you and make their way to me! Still, you got world peace

I wish I could muster up the energy to get up and close my window

Granted! but you close the window on your fingers and break a couple of them.. causing your pool skills, typing and writing to all be affected.

I wish i could live at home and do nothing all day, everyday!

Granted - but you become very lazy you can't even stand.



I wish I could move out of the UK!

Granted but then they won't take you back after you experience a severe bout of homesickness in the United States.

I wish I could live in a world where chickens crossing the road did not have their motivations questioned.

Brown-chicken-brown-cow!!! Brown-chicken-brown-cow!!!

Granted....

I wish I could fly!

Granted, but then the wax in your Icarus-esque wings melts and they disintegrate! (But it's okay, you get rescued by a pterodactyl on descent )

I wish I could touch the sky

Granted! but you only touch it in a dream, wake up and realise your wish will never truly become real and be experiences

I wish i could pass everything i need to in the next two weeks without having to study!

Granted - good luck

I wish I could have a 8 bedroom house

Granted! But each bedroom is large enough to fit a campbed...and no more! There are also no other rooms inside the house.

I wish I knew the answer to every single question that will be asked in my next 11 exams!

(that's a lot of exams! :O).. but Granted! only thing is.. you sleep in on the morning of all of the exams, so don't get to show you know all the answers.

I wish for forum company!.. right about... now!

Granted, though now has changed to...well...now!


I wish I was lying on a beautiful golden, sandy beach on a remote, tropical island somewhere, with a lovely, cool glass of lemonade (I don't drink, only 16, and am clearly not one to break the law! ) in my hand!

Wish granted...but not only are you allllll byyyyyyyy yourrrrrrself, suddenly it starts raining really hard and the "lemonade" you were drinking gets acid in it from the rain then you drink it and die bahahahah

I wish for the next year to go by reeeeeally fast!

Granted, but tomorrow you get told you have a year to live, so with the whole year going by quickly, you only have a day that doesn't go by quick in which to live!

I wish we could all be proud of ourselves and our country!

Granted

I wish we could all be friendly

Granted, but we cant.

I wish I got a 8us gb.

Granted, but your stats get reset so it never shows up!

I wish rain wasn't so cold and wet

Granted, but rain is a liquid, so it has to be wet.

I wish there was a theme park in my back garden!