Granted but it ate you

I want to see a man eating butterfly

granted but it was a butterfly bomb

i want christmas to be today

granted but its the only xmas you will have for 10 years.

I want to never have to work again.

Granted, But you become poor and get evicted from your home and end up living in an Asda trolly.

I wish someone would set up my router so I dont bagger it up

granted but he to messes up even worse then you and your house sets on fire and you live in the spare Asda trolly.

i wish that i didnt come on this thread to read my outcome

Granted but you see i was the last person to post and the temptation just gets to much for you too handle so you have to look!


I wish i we could fast forward time to the summer

Granted but the time machine breaks half way towards the summer and takes you straight back to winter

I wish I had some jaffa cakes.

Granted, but your pitbull ate them

I wish i was with my gf

Granted but she's too distracted by her lip gloss to focus on you

I wish for.. company, right about... now!

Cheeky!

Granted, but i'm only here for 10 more minutes and your on your own again :-p

I wish i was not tired!

Granted but your eyes stay open that long you can never close them again!!


I wish i wasnt addicted to sit-ups!

Granted, But you end up addicted to sitting down and gain 10stone of pure flab

I wish I wasnt tired !

(:O)

Granted, but you end up staying awake all night with only me for company and that drives you insane!!


I wish i had another 3 wishes

Granted, you wished for 1 glove, 1 AA battery and 1 shoe. Not much help having one of each lol :-p

I wish noone posted after this post

Not granted!


I wish i cud get loadsa rank

Granted, but you go sooooo much rank it got reset and you had to start again

I wish i live somewhere in Asia

Granted but where your at theres no internet and you miss Funky soooooo much you just gotta come back!


I wish i was a super model earning millions :D:D

granted - however you will meet a boyfriend who will scam you into giving him all of your money!

i wish the FPL could continue...

LOL!

Granted but you lose every game you play and wished it hadnt continued after all!

I wish i was good at pool

granted...

however paula, you lose your capabilities of putting two sentences together!

i wish i could travel the world flying business class