Granted, they were unharsh for one day then became more harsh the days after that

I wish for a unpoisoned free beer

Granted, but they were released as samples.

I wish the drinking age was younger

Granted, babies can now drink, which causes World War 3: Battle of the Alcoholics

I wish for a wish that can be granted with no side effects

granted, but people stopped wishing even me.

.... no wish

Wish not granted, but you wish for a wish later and that one isnt granted

I wish for a something

you get a something but its a kick up the bum

i wish for a way to play consistantly good

Granted, but you're prolonged form leads to everyone refusing to play you, you being banned from tournaments and from clan events!

I wish the weather was usually this good!

granted but the sun caused all plantation to die

i wish i could get antlew re activated

? what i never knew he deactived

Granted, but your username got deactived.

i wish, this computer was not so slow

Granted - but the computer will now go too fast that it will catch on fire.

I wish that Blackout had an undefeated season.

Granted, but they still lost out on frame-difference

I wish everyone would finally admit to what they all know deep-down...nutters are the best clan there is!

granted but every one wanted to join
i wish that i reach virt v soon

Granted, but the ranks were then reset so you were back at Newbie.

I wish everyone watched Bob the Builder

Granted, but everyone got sick of Bob and burnt down the filming studio.

I wish everything I touch turns into money

Granted, but 30 seconds later it turns into dust

I wish i could find my cat, he is somewhere in my house

Granted, but you find him dead.

I wish my father didnt die

sorry but i'm going to leave this one to someone else

granted, he comes bac s a zombie and eats your brains!

i wish i had a dog that gave me rabies

Er.. weird wish.. but okay.. Granted .. but! you're immune to it because of a genetic abnormality!

I wish for some company on F & G! pleeeease!

Uhhh granted, but it's like 2 and half weeks later and ummm...I don't know how to corrupt that, but something bad happened anyway!

I wish I could sleep right now