granted, but while reading the questions and answers you find out you got one maths question wrong "1+2=" you answered "1"



I wish i win the next 9ball speed tourno

I thought it was one?



Granted, but your connection goes down.

I wish I had my own lorry.

LMAO it happened in 8ball uk

Granted, but you jackknifed it after the satnav told you to do a hard left.

i wish i win this next 9ball tourno without the net going down

Granted, but after the game the net gets shut down PERMANENTLY

I wish that i wished about wishing about a wish

Granted, but the wish came so confusing it didn't work.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but your wings melt and you fall into the ocean, muah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah.

I wish I was a squillionaire...

Granted, but there is no such thing!



I wish money never ran out!

Granted, but it did for you.

I wish I could stay wide awake for 1 week.

Granted, but you fall asleep while playing funkypool!

I wish I was asleep for a week!

Granted, but it was only day dreaming.

I wish I could own a shop.

Granted, but I set up a hypermarket beside you, and run out of of business, muah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah.

I wish I had a bottle...

Want my stall, it's like a mini B&Q with good money?


Granted but you didn't like what was in it.

I wish Lady GAGA texted me instead of her posting on facebook

Granted, but she meets your friend and has her wicked way with him instead, putting their cavorting in her next video and making him a superstar in the process

I wish I could avail of free travel to everywhere and anywhere

Granted, when you are a OAP though!

I wish I didn't live so far from school

granted, at the back of he school but the only way to get to the front gate is walking for 1 mile

i wish i didn't have a flat tyre

Granted, so 1000 pumps fell through your roof,

I wish I owned my own property.

Granted

But the real estate market plummets and you lose value on your house; which in turn leaves you homeless and sleeping in a bin, but not just and bin''ohhh noo'' a deluxe wheelie bin which is the only thing you have left from your ''property"

I wish my puppy wasn't sick( lets just see who's evil enough to corrupt this)

Aww, granted, but you're the one who becomes a little sick instead..

I wish for.. umm so much bubble gum i could create a bubble that could create a bubble house!

granted, but someone came along and popped it with a pin and now your stuck in your own bubble house.

i wish that sundays at the car boot was not so knackering..

Granted, but then you get thrown out off them for selling faulty goods.



I wish people wasn't so harsh