You just wanna be my doubles partner don't you?

Na I think I will be to good for you.

Do you play table tennis?

Used to play it for my school, got pretty good then found people better than me so gave up ...do you?

What was the last wish?! I wanna do some corrupting

Granted, but it is your fault!

By the way I do Niall.


I wish Niall gave t.t a chance!

I wish that I become Virtuoso on 9Ball!

You're supposed to corrupt the wish above Gerard!

Granted-but he becomes super-good, beats you and you then give up!

Granted, but you get banned!

I wish I could sleep better!

Granted, but you can't wake up in the morning

I wish i could breathe underwater

Granted, but then you regretted it as you didn't come back up.

I wish I was a T.V presenter

Granted, but you upset to many people.

I wish everyone earned the same.

Granted, but everyone earns NOTHING

I wish i was rich

Granted, but the tax man came and took all of your money and left you with 2p.

I wish I had a driving licence....

Granted, but you got it took away for speeding in your sprinter van.



I wish I had a sprinter.

Granted, but i brought it of you

I wish i didn't have my bike which is falling apart

Granted! instead you have nothing and need to walk everywhere..

I wish the aussies weren't losing to the english in the cricket

Walk!

Granted, for a short while then england came back and won.

I wish i you didn't have so many posts mel

Granted but that's only because i deactivate and have to start again! :O

I wish for some cartoons on tv

Granted, but then the thought they would take it off air.

I wish I had a drink's machine.

Granted, but it only gives you water.

I wish i could fall asleep faster

(note: it only works on sundays after a long day at work at the car boot)

Granted, when the doctor gives you sleeping tablets.




I wish for good mock results.