Granted, but it was so big you could not take it out and about.

I wish my laptop was smaller

Granted, but too small, you started needing to where glasses like a magnifying glass.

I wish I lived some where out of England!

Wish granted, but you move to the antarctic and become completely immobile because of the cold

I wish I lived in New York

Granted

But you got bored..


I wish I lived In Florida

Granted, but, due mainly to a large earthquake, but also partly due to niall, the state moved hundreds of miles south to join onto Antarctica!

I wish I could go to the moon!

Granted, but you got easily bored!

I wish I was better at snooker

Granted, but you got good at original and rubbish at arcade going under a rank of 500. Therfore losing all your stats.

I wish I was in top 10 of overall ranks.

Granted, but you got bored of trying.

I wish I could drive a lorry.

Wish granted, but on your first day you smash it up and are so badly injured you can never drive again

I wish fast food was reasonably nice

Granted, in fact it doesn't stop at 'reasonably' nice, it becomes incredibly nice...but your allergic to it all!

I wish for decent weather next for the rest of the month!

Wish granted, but it you're on holiday so it doesn't really matter...oh wait...umm...you get ridiculously sunburny and are bedridden for the rest of the summer!

I wish my tv was working properly!

Granted, but you can't watch it for a number of reasons...including satan.

I wish I wasn't:

Damn you Satan

Wish granted, but instead you have extremely pale skin and you lose all your attractiveness and Hayley grows distant from you

I wish Hayley would choose me instead

Granted, but it's the hayley down the road and not the Hayley!

I wish niall would never wish about any hayley again! Especially my Hayley!

Wish granted, but instead it's "your" Hayley who starts wishing for Niall and gets granted

I wish Summer would find a new female infatuation

Granted, but I then revert back!

I wish Niall would stop complaining!

Wish granted, but instead it's YOU who does all the complaining and you annoy everyone else soooo much we all hate you!

I wish there was something worth eating in my house, I'm starvinggg

Granted, but you're allergic to it!

I wish the sky was orange!

Wish granted, but you end up paying a visit to the sky to try discover why it is actually orange, but while there you become covered in...orange yourself and you end up looking like one of those girls that wear too much fake tan and look like retards

I wish I had a maid!

Granted, but being you, you make a pass at her, she cries, as per usual when it comes to women and you, and quits. You then get sued for sexual harassment!

I wish I could travel through time!