Granted but the lorry had no brakes

I wish the football season would just start now

Granted, but your favourite team loses

I wish it wasn't raining so I can take my dog for a walk.

Granted but it started hailing

I wish nightclubs weren't so stingy with tatts

Granted, but only one!

I wish I could be a TV Presenter.

Granted but you offend Nick and get booted from Funkypool as well as being sacked from your TV job

I wish referees would stop being so biased

Granted but when they become all fair your favourate team loses because they wernt biased for you and your relegated.

I wish to fly

Granted, but then you go scared of heights

I wish I was fireman

Granted but then you get scared of fire after an incident with a cigarette.

I wish i could have a new car already

Granted, but really it's second hand and it's a Classic Mini Cooper rusty as anything! but you class it as new, because it's new to you!



I wish I had a good condition Mini Cooper.

You get a good condition mini but as you just passed you crash into my new one and then yours is as bad as my new one.

I wish i never get a mini cooper

Granted, but I given you one remember!

I wish I could get rid of my Saxo for a BMW

Granted but you spend a good 20k in doing so, you take it home, park it, run indoors to grab a drink, when you go back outside to take it for a drive to show it off you find it stolen! :O:O!

I wish for a pet ferret!

Granted, but you eventually hate it so much you flushed it down the toilet! :P :O

I wish I could be business man

Granted, but you made a big loss on your first day!

I wish my power judgement was good!

Granted, for one shot

I wish I wasn't evil

Granted, but you spelt evil backwards, and that is what you didnt do!

I wish I didn't get banned.

Edited by forum moderator lewisere69, at 14:49 Sun 9/08/09 (BST)

Granted, but it was a mistake and you got banned 1 year later for good.



I wish there wasn't a posting limit.

Granted, for one day then the posting limit for 10 mins went to 16, 1 hour went to 52 and 24 hours went to 203.

I wish my mobile was faster

Granted, but you had to pay £103 for a upgrade.

I wish I could get a better laptop.

Granted, but you got one which couldnt get java!

I wish I had a bigger laptop!