Granted, for 2 minutes

I wish I hadn't lost my job!

Granted, but it is a recession

I wish You get a job.

Granted, but they found someone better and fired lewis after a week in the job.

I wish the prices of stuff was cheaper.

Granted, but the food ran out :P

I wish This Game Was easier

Granted, but the pockets got smaller!

I wish there was a timer on the left of the screen, to tell you how long the game has been.

Granted, but it froze and paused the big clan game of the year and both computers shut down having a virus caused by you speaking on msn.



I wish I had a better imagination!

Granted, but in your imagination were nightmares.

What's your wish?

I wish...I could swim underwater like a fish!

Granted, but you get so bored you wish you didn't!

I wish I could have a horse

Granted, but my obsessed sister comes and nicks it off of you...

I wish I could have a bunny wabbit!

Granted - but your dad doesn't realise your mummy bought it for you and that's what you have for dinner! :O

I wish the willy wonka factory was real! :O

Granted, but they made "willy wonka cars"

I wish that it rains tomorrow so i don't have to work...

Granted, but it's only a quick shower.

What, so when it rains you don't have to work!?

That's a job that would suit me!


I wish I had Jack's Job

Granted, but you could not do the job as good as me and you got fired... Again...
From the last one if you get confussed

I wish, for my stall at the market had a roof...

There's my job mate

Granted, but the roof was only made out of paper, so collapsed everytime it rained...the subsequent cost of replacing it came out of your salary.

I wish I could speak to animals!

Granted! but you lose the ability to speak to people.

I wish i was tired enough to sleep..

Granted, but then you woke up again, and wanted lots of coffee.


I wish I could have a coffee machine

Granted, but instead of coffee it just gave out hot, muddy water

I wish I had some food!

Granted, but it's so hot you burn't yourself.

I wish I was a lorry driver.