granted, but you woke up 5 minutes later and could not get back to sleep.

i wish i did not have a slow puncher on my bike

Granted, but your tyre popped instead

I wish I could walk through walls...

Granted, but your hand got stuck after the rest of you walked though

i wish it snows tomorrow

Granted, but you end up being snowed in and can't get out of your door!

I wish I could think of more original wishes!

Granted, but your new wish ideas are so strange you can't express them with words

I wish I was a penguin

Granted: but you get attacked by the Polar Bears.

I wish i pass my yr 12 Physics exam in 2 weeks time!

Granted! but you you only just pass it by the skin of your teeth! :O

I wish.. i wish i had some company right now to help the boredom

Granted, but that company just so happens to be someone you hate with every cell in your body!

I wish I was an eagle

Granted, but you didn't have any wings

i wish i had more than 20 friends on facebook

Granted, but they never send you messages or post on your wall or nothing

I wish I had won tonight's 8 ball UK marathon tourney

Granted, But soon after you get banned for 6months.

I wish my dry cough would go

granted but then you drown

i wish my form on here came back

Granted, But Nick suddenly shuts FP down forever :(

I wish someone would slap janine butcher

granted but she comes back with a brick in her handbag

i wish nick would re-open fp now

Granted, but becomes ill and isnt able to fix any bugs.

I wish my dog would stop walking around in the plaster then jumping up me!

granted but now its his own.... haha

i wish i used the bugs to my advantage and was first to hit 1000

p.s help with me again!

Granted, but your rank was reset right away

i wish the rain would go away

i do get posts but i've now only got 22 friends

granted but there is a massive tornado now

i want to blow up all ps3's

Granted, but now ps4's are out

i want newcastle to win the prem

granted, BUT now they got DQd on a failed drug test so arsenal win it instead

i just want to see a butterfly