Granted, put the plane crashed and your the only one who died sorry

I wish my mobile phone was faster

denied from beyond the grave

i wish i could umpire the AFL (Aussie Rules) grand final

Granted but they want you there full time and it leaves you no time for Funky which you miss terribly!

I wish i could fly

Fly like a bird or a fly?

Bird: Granted but you got sucked into a planes engine.

Fly: Granted but you went SPLAT on the number 82a Arriva bus window.

I wish i was happy again

Granted but you feel continually happy even at sad things.


I wish i could win the lottery

Granted, But sadly, You get mugged

I wish I could stop smoking during week days

Granted but on the weekends the cravings just increase and you begin to smoke like a chimney!

I wish i could sleep..

Granted but you wake up in 3 years time to find you've been sacked as Moderator for going AWOL.


I wish I could win my 1st Tourny

Granted but it was the only tourno you won

I wish no1_stokie would leave this site

Granted but everyone else leaves with him and you have no one left to talk to.


I wish I could beat a professional.

Granted but you wake to find it was all a dream


I wish the sun would shine all day every day

Granted

I wish i had lots and lots of money

Granted.

But then you someone found out your pin to your bank.

I wish I owned a chocolate company.

Granted

But you ate it all

I wish Liverpool would finish 4th

granted

but then they got a 20 point reduction and spurs came 4th instead

i wish i could walk on water

Granted, but then Jesus asked for His boots back and u not only drowned but sank into hell

I wish Norn Iron could win the World Cup

Granted, but you soon get amnesia in a terrible tree climbing accident and don't even know who Norm Iron is and what was won so your wish it moot

I wish for my last 5 days to be repeated more frequently for longer!

Granted but you get fed up and wished you'd never wished!!


I wish i knew the winning lottery numbers

Granted but you then realise you knew the numbers for the Spanish lottery and not the UK one!


I wish I could pass my exams

Granted but then you wake to find it was all a dream and you havent even revised!



I wish i knew the winning numbers for the UK Lottery!