Granted but it's last weeks numbers


I wish my lecturer would shut up

Granted but they never speak again so you can't learn and fail your course, drop out and spend your life juggling with old shows in the street

i wish for more days off! .

Granted but you was givin longer hours to make up for the days off...

I wish for..... well to stay here in the Philippines

Granted! buuuut.. you get wrongly accused for a crime and have to spend the rest of your life in the Philippines.. but in prison! :O

I wish for forum company! .. now!

Granted but its all 'newbie's' who have no idea how we roll and you end up logging off annoyed :D


I wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in me hair! :D

Granted, but the bees are attracted to the flowers and start to chase you


I wish I could play the guitar like Slash form Guns N Roses

Granted but you end up thinking your a true rocker and smash the hotel room up resulting in a judge banning you from guitars for life! ! ! ! ! :O :P


I wish for you to grant my next wish without corrupting it in any way, shape or form

Granted, I grant the wish, someone else corrupts it


I wish I was lying on a beach in Barbados

granted.. but it starts raining for 2 weeks solid

i wish i could win the lotto

granted......but everyone else on funky has the same win and u only get 25p

i wish i had more sense

Granted, but it's now the only thing you have


I wish I didn't feel the need to check the forums every 5 minutes

Granted, but what it actually means is that you're stuck there and can't get off them

I wish some1 would just give me a brand new car

Granted but the person who drove it over to your place got a speeding fine which you have to pay.


I wish I could get a job as a web designer

Granted but i hire you and have you designing spiders webs and ya dont like Spiders!


I wish i wasnt addicted to sit-ups

Granted, But your addiction turns to chocolate, you become a fat blob

I wish it was Friday!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but you didn't work this week, so don't get paid and can't afford to go out


I wish I could get posting rights on Snooker

Granted, But soon after, you are banned again :(

I wish It was Saturday!!! WOOOOOOOO!

Granted, but you had a crap day

I wish, i wish, i wishhhh i was back in the philippines

Granted, but nobody lives there anymore. Just yourself

I wish, I had a KFC

Granted, but the staff didn't like you and charged you triple the price

I wish my phones battery lasted longer