Granted, but your boss sees you on TV and you have to tell the truth

I wish we could have a decent summer this year

Granted, but you die, and we have a perfect summer tis year.

I wish i got a nine occurence on Mini Golf.

Granted, But it's the last achievement you ever make

I wish I could get a better mobile phone

Granted, but it comes with a missing sim card.....

I wish i had had my dinner....

Granted,, but you cant find the cutlery... or pickle's

i wish i could give up smoking.....

Granted, but you start chewing pens get ink all over yourself


I wish my neighbours dog would stop barking at night

Granted but then your neighbour starts barking instead.

I wish i was 20 years younger

Granted, but Nick brings in an age limit for funkypool and you get banned for being too young


I wish I was rich and famous

Granted , but you turn into Mel Gibson and nobody likes you.


I wish my taps flowed with strongbow

Granted but it was alcohol-free strongbow so you couldn't get drunk

I wish i could go and see my sister in Egypt

Granted, but you get trapped inside a pyramid


I wish I could snowboard

Granted, but you develop a rare and permanent case of pins n needles in yer feet

I wish I could swim to australia

Granted, but soon as you get on dry land, a bus will run you over

I wish that FPB will win the league

Granted, but while you're celebrating Nutters steal your trophy


I wish best_pooler would deactivate

LMAOOOOOOOO granted but when he comes back he makes 5 accounts not 1 ( all wanting pics )


I wish my sides didn't hurt when i laughed

Granted but then you in turn lose ur sense of humour and become morbid

I wish clans were run by funky

Granted but then the runners become mods instead of wannab's.

I wish i had a rich Irish man

lmao granted but you then he wastes it all on boooze

I wish wannabe mods were so power mad

granted but you wake up and it was all a dream

i wish spiders and ghosts just wouldnt exist

Granted, but you keep having nightmares that they do exist


I wish I wasn't turning 25 years old next week