but you turn 80 years old

I wish i could win the football world cup

Granted, but your plane crashes on the way back

I wish i could have a decent sense of fashion

but then you don't know about anything else

i wish i could be a billionaire so fricking bad

Granted, but all your friends and family leave you...

I wish i could live forever...

granted then u watch every1 u know die b4 u do ,,

i wish for 100 more wishes

granted but everyone steals them off you and you turn a tramp

i wish it to stop raining so i can get martal the night with the lads
student night baby

Granted, but it rains every time you go out afterwards

I wish i could stop smoking

Granted,,But you turn into one of those reformed ex smokers who are really annoying!

I wish it could be xmas every day

Granted , but you turn into a blimp from eating to much.

I wish Ireland was closer !

Granted, but then Aussies get put into the Scotsman, English man and Irish man jokes.


I wish I was allowed to get a puppy

Granted , but it does elephant size dumps


I wish i didnt have to go to work in 20 minutes

Granted but you miss out on chance to work in ireland

I wish i could fly

Granted , but you fly into a window lol

I wish i could swim fast

Granted but u mite not stop swimming lol

i wish id another tray of beer

Granted but its non alcoholic

I wish I could be bothered to go bed

granted but you die in bed (sorrrrrry)

i wish i wasnt drink and being a idiot on facey brreeeeeeeeeeeee

Granted, but you're sober and being an idiot on funky

I wish someone would buy me a Ferarri for my birthday

Then you realise it is one of those that set on fire

I wish i didn't feel sick

Granted, but you now have a headache you can't get rid of


I wish I could earn as much as bankers do

Granted, but after two months you lose it all as the bank you keep it in becomes bankrupt and loses all your money.

I wish for some company right... now!