Denied!


I wish i could win the Euromillions!

Granted.............only just as you recieve your cash, the world ends muahahahahaah

I wish I had a rocket to escape on

Granted...But you only get 10 ft and it blows up! hahaa


I wish i was better at pool!

sorry some things are quite simply impossible!!!!

Haha! ok...


I wish i didn'e have to go to work tonight but still earn lots of money!

Granted but your bank accounts are frozen due to irregularities

I wish I lived with a very sexy angel

Granted... but she's sworn to chastity for 100 years!


I wish the council would come finish the resurfacing of the road outside my house!! (lazy ...!)

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Granted, but you are barred from every pub and club in the world for the last comment

I wish I could beam over to England

Granted..... but everyone in England is beamed to america!!


I wish i had a magic pool cue that never missed a shot!

Granted, but the cue falls into the hands of someone who exploits it, and the game of pool as we know it comes to an end!

I wish i wouldn't keep getting bad beats at poker!

Granted, but you bankrupt all your friends and have nobody left to play with


I wish I had a girlfriend

Granted but she's an evil, life-sucking, money-grabbing, pain in the backside. (In other words, my ex-girlfriend)

I wish i had smaller feet so i could actually get sizes in normal shops

Granted, but small feet, small meat


I wish I didn't have such a dirty sense of humour

Granted, but that was your only chance at pulling women, now you are screwed

I wish i had an unlimited supply of Red Bull

Granted, but you start to believe you've got wings and try to fly off a tall building


I wish I went on Red Or Black and won £1m

Lmaooooo

Denied cozzzz even I can't have thiss wish!!

I wishh my fiance would agree to wearing a kilt at the wedding!! (Flawless) common you all wanna see him wearin it!

granted
but he doesnt wear anything underneath and eldery relative collapse in shock.

i wish i could have as many wishes as i want :)

Granted
But you wished for so much you got evicted from you house for being over filled

I wish Java was working on my computer so I didn't have to use my mum's while she's away... Damn those DLL files

Granted, but then you burnout your graphics card and your computer explodes forcing you back to your mum

I wish nobody could corrupt my wishes.