u gotta send me some now mel u made me hungry and its 3am

Haha sorry Blink, wasn't you i meant to torment with my poem, and it's not ready yet!

i no it was probs bob

wow oh wow
just had a match
8-7 i won
she was on my patch

but a win is a win
so ill take what i can
what are we on about
you wouldnt like to know my memory span

jam on roast
or is it tattie on bread
give me a pillow
i need to go to bed

so il leave you with this
try not to miss me
pppfttt give me a pint of lager
ok coffer or maybe tea!

if my m8 can win a game he will be playin me!
you'll never hear the end of it if he has vic-tor-y!
but first there is a welshy, standing in his way,
i hope he doesn't blow, he'll not know what to say.

but this is home advantage
the one on top they choose
and argos isnt up there
so the odds say he will lose

gl m8

drunk or not drunk is gareth's main problem
even when sober you cant be too sure
for he has the power, to drink till he drops
oh dear me he's brought up his pork chop!

forget the above as that is no longer true
for he is now starting to feel blue
with no more cider beer or ale
this old man is going to turn pale.


get well soon

with or without a drink in my hand
i'll always be there for the wipeout clan
the team is the main thing
the wins are good too
but the craic and the fun
stop me feelin blue

but matt, wait a minute....
there's a light, shining through
coz in 3 days time
wipeout will have you!

and as for get well
as i told liam today
the drink dont affect me
feel great the next day!!

so hippesville or boy
you think u can drink
pint of vodka, sash of wiskey
and now you start to think

who is this kid
hell drink me under the table
"i have 1 can
and im no longer stable"

so they are your words
and these are mine
lager or beer
lager is fine :D

lmao m8

dear agro my friend
you forgot the best one
it works best for me
and leads to great fun.

with a smile on my face
and a glass in my hand
shiraz or cabernet...
either will be grand.

so forget 'bout yer lager
yer whiskey and vod
magners and red wine
sent straight from the gods

the god will be me
when im down on my knee
to pass the magners over to thee
i shall keep the wine
for that we can dine.

he who think's he may be sober
cant really complain for when he falls over
the drink will heal the pain

enough of the poems and less of the winks
i think its now time to go and have a drink!

well my dear man
you've got the best plan
so please if you will
join me in hippesville
amazed you will be
by the things that you see
the food costs ya money
but the alcohol's freeee

for the wine and the cider are quite literally on tap
no need for water....we don't drink that crap!
so if you fancy a sing-song, a party and dance
come down to hippesville and give it a chance

good sports, bad sports it don't really matter
as long as yer winning your rank gets fatter
so enter the tournies and give it your best
you'll lose in so many and win even less

as for the flukes its part of the game
for each and every one of us the rules stay the same
so dont get annoyed or cross with anyone
this games for enjoying and having some fun

sorry am getting more random......i blame _matt_

you love it
so much oh yes yes you do
i completly agree about your tap lil bit
we may become random but my gosh its good fun
cos i know deep down you fancy a .... bun

now your smiling and i have your attention



ill stop

i like yer style
u can even play pool
ure even more random than hippesville the fool!

i do try mate, your go

waddaya mean my go?!

ur go for a poem noob! lets keep this going!

oh matt what a brute
calling every a "noob" you fruit
you look like carl from shameless
looking for a newb to play your heartless

then you cant beat simple master_pool
i make you look like a rate tool
wont play me in 8us
i make that game effortless

im not forgetting you hippes
you will be that upset you will be having fits
you might of beaten me in 9us
but next time im make you look a novice

have no worry
have no fear
and whys that you ask
cos agro is here

agro the god
agro the saviour
agro the perfectionist
agro the behaviour (i know that doesnt make sence but still....)

so i leave you with this
my awesomeness skill
blah blah blah
give me another pill