so many competitions
to choose from on our site
there's clans and indiviuals
to keep us playing tight

but then you go to pool events
and oh my god there's more!
all the usual suspects
taking battles to the fore

but i'm growing tired of deadlines
others just don't care
you try yer best to make them
and end up pulling out yer hair

but overall i have to say
that most of us are sound
we play our pool and have a laugh
keeping both feet on the ground

funkypeople

ive recently had a stalker
in truth theres more than one
tailing me in tournies
making pool more fun

it means i'm mostly smiling
dull moments they are few
support from buddies all around
means you're never feelin blue

so if u run into liam
or blinky......dan's the man,
just tell them 'hippies of gazereth'
will always be their fan.

dedicated to 2 big jessies

as im about to start this rhyme
its all about a clan of mine
FPB this ones for you
even including danny too
as i bless these words that i produce
i find it hard to face the truth
are we the best or is it lies
ill ask this question all the time

it seems to me u aint looked hard
and this i'm finding quite bizarre
the team that you think are the best
with us there's simply no contest

some day you'll click and see the light
and i'll be smiling with delight
dear hippes you'll say why didn't i see
that wipeout's much better than FPB

the truth it hurts it's plain to see
it's division 2 for FPB!
so dan and argos and liam too
next season you's might win a few

great poem hippies of gazereth

hippes i love reading your poems there class :D

hippesville oh hippesville
oh why cant you see
theres only 1 team in this league
and mate its FPB :P

runout or golden
we have done them all
20 plus in straight
we make other teams fall

so wipeout be carefull
were full of unleashed beasts
matty,blink and obviously me to
you know you will be deceased

argos oh argos
you do make me laugh
i did it so much
till i near broke in half

so send in yer heavies
those Fat Pregnant Birds
we'll sort it out on the table
instead of with words.

i really cant think of anything to rhyme sorry :(

hippes cant you see
you cant get much better than FPB
weve got blink liam and master_pool
they will make you look like a fool
you have got joker janmb and ragefire
id rather work at a crane-hire

boom in your face hippes

yer a crane hire
so listen to what this kid said
he talks like a magician
and eats lots of bread!

so it might not be a crane next time
it might just be a pc
lets talk a load of jibberish
damn hippes cant you see

oh yeah my friend argos i really can see
a great pile of poo that you're rhyming at me
so please don't take offence or sart any fights
when i tell lots of people that yer full of

lol, rofl
pmsl is the word
damn you can spell
and you look like a bird

a magpie or seagull
you look like them all
ill shoot u down with a bb gun
and laugh when i see you fall

so run along little boy
you know you are not needed (lies we need u lol)
ive seen better guests than you
yer we know you cheated :P

lmao at you two

just look who's shown up
it's our friend mr blink
another from that clan
is HE the missing link?!

just waiting for liam
for some of his wit
like argos he's pro.....
at talking more

master_p00l, master_p00l
please don't make any trouble
for i'll wipe the floor clean with ya
and burst yer wee bubble

must go got an invite
coz i won my last game
its a pity u clampits
couldn't do the same

lol @ that nice one

class hippies of gazereth

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