getting to a final should make u quite happy
unless your opponent is still wearing nappies,
he cries coz things didn't go his own way
he followed me after just to have his own say.

so i'm a bad sport coz i didn't let him win,
time ran out, he was winning, did i really commit a sin?
ok we don't get on at the best of times
but he could line me up with material for a million rhymes!

oh gawd thats enough i shant bore u much more
in the end it don't matter what anyone scored,
so if ever u play and the time does expire
just accept that the game must have been pretty dire

absoulute class gaz m8

The Beach


To go to a beach you need to be peaceful,
Have fun because beaches are joyful,
Places to go out with the family,
A place to just be yourself.

Sitting upon the warm sand,
With the sun smiling its warmth,
Endless blue skies all the way to the horizon,
The springtime song of nature calling you.

The sound of the sea whispering a relaxing tune,
A cool sea breeze swaying across golden sands,
A mix of deepest emotions are shown,
Laughing children having fun people laying in the golden sun.

Why do i have to leave such a wonderful place,
I can be myself here by the calm deep blue sea,
Singing its beautiful tune of the natures power,
The power to create such a warming and peaceful place.

I do not really want to go,
but i will always be back tomorrow.

under-rated i believe
is living by the sea
i never really thot about it
how silly of me......

would i rather be urban
would i like all the fumes
think i'm better off
away from the gloom

sailing and swimming
and paddling for fun
you just couldn't beat it
especially with sun

so you can stick all yer cities
and towns i do say
come down by the sea
build castles and play

i luv it

Some great poems while ive been offline
And may i say they are mighty fine

New poets adding to this thread
Wonderful words from their head

For me they are always a joy to read
Do one each day as your good deed (:P)

Post all the rhymes youve got to give
An keep this thread going, long may it live


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Some fab poems there guys, keep them coming

has anyone got any money?

has anyone got any money?
is the question in my head
things are lookin grim u no
am living in the red!

has anyone got any money?
my car is down and out
can't get it thro' the MOT
with my wallet going thro' a drought!

has anyone got any money?
for birthdays presents and more
i'll get you summit nice you know
if you'll just lend me a score

has anyone got any money?
it's nearly disney time
just gimme a grand in my hand,
for writing this 'happy' rhyme

Another achievement I've just made,
So glad my pool's not starting to fade,
GB and a Run Out in the last few days,
I'm becoming better in so many ways,
I'm not yet the best but I can hold my own,
So many hard games, my confidance has grown,
A tourny win is next on my list,
When I win it I'll pump my fist,
I've come so close and just missed out,
It's disappointing, without a doubt,
But I'll carry on and persevere,
And feel happy when my mates give me a cheer

go on smurf i've faith in you
a tourny soon it must be true
i reckon in a week or 2
we'll all be cheering....woo-hooo!

grey is a colour as we all no
it makes u sad and cold
its horrible and dark
it makes u uneasy
infact there are times when you really are scared
people who sit in dark corners with shady eyes should beware
because out there .. there is a shinny light
it will break through the clouds
turn the sky blue and expose
the people who sit in the darkness
mmm i ask who are these people with no freinds
who are afraid of themselves

oh well i no a few
never cry wolf

Keep them coming everyone i love them

the big match arrived
with the yanks and the english
the brits they were sure
the yanks they did relish
that the might of the owners of the game of football
would get turned over and to america fall

tis true wot a start, but there they did stop
for results are wot counts and this was a flop
stevie g played for five and green did his worst
for the yanks did score and the bubble was burst

but things i do think can only improve
gotta get sharp and quicker to move
coz that was pathetic even tho the first game
the scots they are wishing for 'more of the same'

World cup, World cup
i wish ud all shut up <<lol <
Like i care , all i know is the aussies are there
ITZ killing chat,
i dont wanna know about that
but when the aussies win
i will rub it in
but may the best team win

~~ C ~~

Moreeeeee Moreeeeeeee


~Paula~

so a bit time out
with no poems to write
apologies to hippesville
everything will be alright

my head is sorted
alcohol indeed
anyone got any paracetomol
or just a line of *drugs* (p.s im not druggie but i thought it sounded good)

so dont worry im back
but for how long i dont know
an announcement is in order
but time is ticking slow

It didnt sound good, cos it didnt rhyme
Just hink of that for posting next time

well waddaya know
it's our good friend agro
he's back on line
and straight in with a rhyme!

when its cold its fantastic
and the sun on yer back
we've even got footie
but england were crap!

so i'll keep it flowing
i'll supp some for you
a score for three cases
i think that'll do.

at that price it's cheap
and might cheer you up
all england supporters
when yer team gets duffed.

England think they're simply great,
In fact their banter is out of date,
They won't shut up about '66,
It really gets on us Scots wicks,
They plan the final before they kick a ball,
We all watch and laugh as they fall,
A fumbled save or a missed spot kick,
Sends them home with wounds to lick,
So crowd round the tele and point and stare,
And laugh at how badly England fare

Ye ole white ball!!

There is no rhyme and there is no reason
for the cueball to turn evil with no plan on pleasing
You see your shot, everything is right
yet ye ole white ball decides to put up a fight .
you know to shoot it soft, and hope it will obey
but this is its world ,you have no say.
your spin is set you take your shot
yet ye ole cue ball decides it wants to pot.
it chooses its own path, which angle to veer
you wish there was a wheel for which you could steer
It rolls with no worries and goes where it will
its only goal is which pocket it decides to fill!!
It has cursed us all at one time or another
im just glad there is only one and it dont have a brother!!

The game demon, known as straight (-.-)

The game of straight ,most of us at times hate
you dont dare break the rack
cause if you dont pot the opponent will attack
you shoot each ball in one at a time
but be hasty or the timer will chime
two balls is a foul you lose your shot
just another chance for your opponent to pot
the goal to victory is to pot thiry five
each miss is like being stung by bees straight from the hive
As we already know the white ball isnt our friend
no help or sympathy will it lend
so play the game, but heed to my warning
the straight demon will iritate and torment you till morning !!

The game demon, known as straight (-.-)

The game of straight ,most of us at times hate
you dont dare break the rack
cause if you dont pot the opponent will attack
you shoot each ball in one at a time
but be hasty or the timer will chime
two balls is a foul you lose your shot
just another chance for your opponent to pot
the goal to victory is to pot thiry five
each miss is like being stung by bees straight from the hive
As we already know the white ball isnt our friend
no help or sympathy will it lend
so play the game, but heed to my warning
the straight demon will iritate and torment you till morning !!