theres been a change i'm feelin good,
my cars working the way it should.
drove to work was at top speed
of cops with hairdryers i must take heed!
so thank u paula for thinkin of me
am now so happy i could appear on glee

Every morning I lie there innocently sleeping
When the peace is ruptured by a horrible beeping.
My serenity ripped asunder, sudden and drastic
By this evil, demonic, red-eyed piece of plastic.

I roll over in pain and pound on the snooze,
Groaning, moaning, thinking 'What's there to lose?'
'Don't make me get up, just nine minutes more.'
The same thing I've said every morning before.

It's not that I hate mornings or dread the new day.
It's just that I loathe waking up in this way.
I'd much rather simply rise up with the light,
Glowing in the window, chasing away the night.

wooo love em both

Same

Not page two but on page three
Is where this was found by me
It slipped again out of sight
Keep it on page one tonight
Add a few words of your own
If only just so i dont moan

so sorry to hear the news above
come on peeps write a poem of love
if not to paula.....how bout to me
cheer us up with some lines and fill us with glee

It's a poem you want, a poem you'll get,
This thread's not dead, so please don't fret,
Things may seem a little slow,
Give it time and watch it grow,
You see this poem and you're glad you came,
So print it off and stick it in a frame

Drink Drink Drink
Sun Sun Sun
Smile Smile Smile
Fun Fun Fun

Food Food Food
Chill Chill Chill
Tan Tan Tan
Grill Grill Grill

Shots Shots Shots
Beer Beer Beer
Wine Wine Wine
HANGOVER OH DEAR! :(

that dog will die
it's just not good
will sum1 feed it some proper food
so i'll take over
and fill my face
and end up chucking......all over the place!

LOL @ both

Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up nose as well, I fear)

All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)

It blew on man, it blew on beast
It blew on nun, it blew on priest
It blew the wig off Auntie Fa.nny-
But most of all, it blew on Granny!

Hahahaha


Keep them coming please

Was playing well today
after a week of throwing games away
got to the final in uk
all i was thinking was todays the day
then i looked at my clock
and thought holy f........
im gunna be late !!
Left the game
what a shame
Oh well
chaos will win one another day !

Edited at 08:19 Thu 29/04/10 (BST)

lol ya big jessie

oh me oh my another big sigh
ive had a day that'd make ya cry
messed up with the bank
the kids went doolally
then i found out.......am in court for a wally.

but the car is still going
and ive still got my health
just need some craic
from somebody else

so come make me smile
put an end to my sorrow
like the sign at the pub
that says.....Free Beer Tomorrow!

only thing is when u get there next day
the sign is still there and you'll just have to pay

I know one thing that'll cheer you up,
Dundee United are in the Europa Cup,
Thursday nights against Europe's elite,
World class players you shall meet,
CSKA Moscow, Molde or Marseille,
I'm sure you'll do well, I hope and pray,
So get behind your team and sing out loud,
And go out and make Scotland proud!

hello my name is james
my sister is lerane
i jumped on a shark
and talked to mark
i watched chelsea win
as i through the pin
jumping up and down
made me frown
then i ate a cake
what was really hard to make

beat that :P

so as you know its pool time
and have you heard the latest
yes agros clanless, come check me out
oh hell with it lets get wasted
lets gets some beer ring the lags (supposed be a different word)
howay howay the lads
agros here come check him out
gonna make ya pool table bounce

beat much?

hey my name is rob
and i am young
good enough to say for us some
theres good players and theres bad
but were all amigos on the side
we play 8 for 1..and 1 for 8
the points are being kept upto date
the lads on here are quality
the lasses aint so bad
so here is the family
off the funkypool mad

ha ha rob wtf!

ive got a mate,
he is world class,
some people call him rob,
well as for me,
i call him different,
usually a knob (meant that as in door knob)
he is a mackem through and through,
i know he is very sad,
so rob mate, just bring it together
and get your life sorted cos u havent got a clue!