i worked a 12 hour shift today,
it really wasn't good!
eating crisps and mars bars was wot i had for food.
serving drink not having one,
watching them get drunk it just ain't fun,
but now i'm home can't hold me back,
the ciders flowing an there's plenty of craic.

tomorrow is anuva day,
work to go to and games to play,
i wish u well, send all my love,
with love and best wishes from the dove from above.

Our lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk (I will be drunk)
At home as it is in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillage
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not to incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
Barmen

chaos_ doesn't accept private message requests,
nor advances.....from men in string vests,
she just might happen to write u a line,
but only if yer special and she can find the time.

it all only started about 5 minutes ago,
i tried to pm her and tell her hello,
but i aint very privileged am one of the plebs,
that comes onto this wonderful thing called the web.

will just stick to verse means i'll not be ignored,
verse i use loosely might make yer head sore!
always will visit for to see who's been writing,
crazzy's praying for beer which i really am liking.

Awww hipps your not a pleb ,
not that i know what a pleb is you see,
like the terms ~ skanks and scousers~ ??? (lol)
If its not Australian i don't get it,
you all talk funny and i always forget it.

If i had of known,i wouldn't ignore ya,
cos i Love your poems ,they put a smile on my dial : )
so come to my game and say G'day once
in a while.

Nice you pair!!

Of course I love ya darling
Your a bloody top notch bird
And when I say ur gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when Im ready
Theres somethin there to grab

So your belly isnt flat no more
I tell ya, I dont care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there

No lady who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know ya did ya best

Im tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy
That youv got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nannas grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I was ever gonna get


No matter wot u look like
Ill always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footys on
And get me another beer!

OMG ITZ fraud : )

look back at page 83 crazzy
you'v twisted my words




copy rights CHAOS

Edited at 12:46 Tue 23/03/10 (GMT)

Three words, eight letters, so difficult to say.
They're stuck inside of me, they try and stay away.
But this is too important to let them have their way.
I need to do it now, I must do it today.
I am sorry

I told you all I'd do it some day,
I've reached my target on 8 Ball UK,
So as I've just moved up a rank,
Here is some people I want to thank,
Paula, Cloone, Hothead and Lew,
Potty and Stokie to name just a few,
Everyone else who's helped me out,
Here's to you, a great big shout,
I'll carry on towards my next goal,
These long days are taking their toll,
Social outcast, or so it seems,
Anything just to achieve my dreams

There was a young lady named sandy
At DIY was terribly handy
Its sad to relate, she loved milk choc o late
to kill the calories she drank lots of brandy

LOVE THEM!!


Aw nice to come to this thread and see its going strong


MORE!!!!! MORE!!!!!

A short rhyme bout the letters M C
Cos Pit has made me laugh ya see

He makes his own words up now
'Spects me to get onto them somehow

But how when the words are so crap
Tho 4 making me laff he needs a clap

With the messages he sends me
Am gunna end up as mental as he!

Thats the end of me little verse
Bout Pits letters..can it get worse

I am just starting to fret
Tiff he sends me the Alphabet

:O hahahaha

mr_guevara



A birthday wish for a mate of mine
Someone special that i met online
Ive known him for about 5 years
Laughed so much, weve shed tears

When we met he was quiet shy
He used to wear a baby blue tie
We'd stay up and talk all night
Our friendship grew, it felt right

He created the great booze cruise
Careful words on poems he'd choose
On gen chat, was everyones friend
If he was needed, a shoulder he'd lend

Been a while since he's been here
But in my mind he is still clear
Emails keep us in touch still
And hopefully they always will

So now here comes that bday wish
For the boy who's now a dish (:p)
Mr_Guevara AKA dear Ste
Happy Birthday to you from me



~Pauline~

Fightin 4 tournies,
Unlucky u lose,
Nights last 4ever,
Killin myself laughin...........at some of
You's
Poems composed,
On our wee thread,
Ode to hippesville,
Left when dead

MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cadbury Creme Egg

Cadbury Creme Eggs are what makes me tick,
I could eat so many that I start to feel sick,

This special time comes once a year,
Their funny adverts fill me with cheer,

Someone please buy me a Cadbury Creme Egg,
I'll get down on my knees, I'll even beg,

I wolf it down, get it all over my face,
The way that I eat them, such a disgrace,

I love my Creme Eggs in a McFlurry,
I've even had one after a curry,

Oh Cadbury Creme Egg I love you so,
Promise me this, you'll never ever go

The Weekend

I really love a good night out,
That's what the weekend is all about,

Another Friday night in our local rock bar,
Listening to legends who play the guitar,

Maiden, Metallica and Led Zeppelin too,
Sabbath, Hendrix, Pink Floyd and The Who,

Give a big cheer as my mate sings some Muse,
Look in the song book, what should I choose?

Finally decide to sing Sex On Fire,
To sing like Caleb, that's my desire,

Go into my pockets, no money to spend,
Ask my mate if he's got a tenner to lend,

Time to go home, what a great night,
I stumble and fall, gosh what a fright,

On the way home I'll order a cab,
Stand in the rain and eat a kebab,

Go home to my bed to sleep off the pain,
Next week I'll do it all over again

OMG them last two (apart from the rock songs in ya local) are just what id do!!

I love Creme Eggs and going out, great them Smurf they made me smile

Glad you liked them Paula

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WOO HOO Killer, that was great that haha




Loved them