Welcome back don't you mean
Doing poems really isn't my scene

Jeez your so blunt sometimes yano Warns..lol

Welcome BACK then and,,okie dokie :S

Drunk

How many times have I been here
sitting by the window drinking a beer
stare outside as the people walk by
look at the menu, I'll order a pie

a few more beers on the fly
as I sit and wait for my pie

feeling tipsy as I finish my food
everyone seems to be in a good mood

money in the jukebox, pick a song
climb up on a table and sing along

too many beers, I'm beginning to shout
better behave or they'll throw me out

feel really drunk and that aint cool
slurring my words and beginning to drool

a couple of beers? I've had a bunch
I only came in for a spot of lunch

LMAO I love that one Smurf..ive done one too...



Pub lunches they are great
Share a giggle with a mate
Soon you realise the times flew
Your feeling tipsy after a few

Want to go home and get ready
Carry on tho your not steady
But it seems fun so we party on
Dont get home til its hitting one

Falling in at the end of the night
Make up still on looking a sight
Spinny room makes me feel sick
Oh why have i been so thick

The hangover next day is so sly
It really makes my mouth so dry
Banging headache im feeling sore
Promise myself ill drink no more

Visit fun and games and what do i see?
The great poem thread fell to page three
Carry on like this and it'll soon be gone
Come on peeps keep it on page one!!

Im gunna do a poem a day
No matter come what may
Until you lot join with me
Then this girl will be happy

A lady walked into the room to show hubby her new dress,
She was a rather large lady - around forty two in the chest.
The dress was cut really low - showed off her feminine shape,
Her husbands eyes almost popped - all he could do was gape!

Where did you get that dress, my dear? said hubby with a grin. There seems to be more of you out of it - than there is within. You really look desirable, dear! Its the greatest dress by far! You really look sexy, especially as your not wearing a bra!

How did you know that I had no bra? she asked her loving spouse. Now dont you get me wrong my dear! That dress, it looks real grouse! I can tell you have no bra on, dear, behind all that frill and lace,


I can tell real easy - cause all the wrinkles have gone from your face!

HAHAHAHA good one Craz, you can come here agin

She was the frumpiest of frumps
Her brains had once been Forest Gumps
Her face revealed, between the lumps
More stretch marks than Ivana Trumps
Her hair was rats tails grown in clumps
Her legs were straight as cricket stumps
Her breasts were Bactrian camels humps
Her rump the Everest of rumps
But, my lads, she gave free jumps

P M S L !!!!!! Your terrible you hahahaha

There was a nice man named Crazzy
Drank beer, got drunk, danced jazzy
But he makes me smile
When he posts a rhyme
Cos his poems are actually quite snazzy!

Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck
she took it round the corner to teach it how to
fry some eggs for breakfast, fry some eggs for tea
the more you eat, the more you drink the more you want to
Peter had a boat the boat began to rock
up jumped some jaws and bit off his
cocktails, ginger ales, forty cents a glass
if you don't like it shove it up your
ask no questions tell no lies
I saw a police man doing up his
flies are bad mosquitoes are worse
and this is the end of my silly little verse!

:O ive pmsl @ that one

This lesson was learned by Miss Greedy
who wore her shoplifted bikini
She heard a loud pop
And off came her top
And had nothing on in betweenie!

HAHA!

Goal

A few more wins is all I'll accept
in order for me to become adept
10 more points in UK 8 Ball
OMG 10 points, is that all?!
5 long years I've waited for this chance,
Professionals wouldn't give me a second glance
I really hope I reach my goal
for this I'd even sell my soul
I'm going to do it, I know I will
and when I do, Oh what a thrill
maybe then they'll know it's true
when I say that I talk with my cue

Good one

Thank you


I think we're due
a poem from you

You think your due a poem from me
Ok Smurf here's one especially
Just to prove i still post here
And will do again year after year
Encouraging others to join along
To keep this thread going stong
Never wanting it to end
Its truly been like a friend
Ive posted here when ive been glad
Ive even posted when im mad
Ive created poems from my head
Whilst laying quietly on my bed
Some have been about my life
About times trouble and strife
Some have been purely poo
Yet still there posted here to view
There ya go i hope you liked it
But if you dont i dont give a......monkeys!!

You think your due a poem from me
Ok Smurf here's one especially
Just to prove i still post here
And will do again year after year
Encouraging others to join along
To keep this thread going stong
Never wanting it to end
Its truly been like a friend
Ive posted here when ive been glad
Ive even posted when im mad
Ive created poems from my head
Whilst laying quietly on my bed
Some have been about my life
About times trouble and strife
Some have been purely poo
Yet still there posted here to view
There ya go i hope you liked it
But if you dont i dont give a......monkeys!!

All your poems are simply great,
please don't stop, that's one thing I'd hate,
you may think that some are bad,
as long as we can read them,
then we will always be glad,
keep them coming thick and fast,
so the fun on here will always last