But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot

]But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot


We all looked the greedy get,ate the lot

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot


We all looked the greedy get,ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot


We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot


We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot
Then he had to jog on the spot!!

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot


We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot
Then he had to jog on the spot!!

But with all that food in his tum

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot


We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot
Then he had to jog on the spot!!

But with all that food in his tum
It wasn't long before his bum...

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot

We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot
Then he had to jog on the spot!!

But with all that food in his tum
It wasn't long before his bum...
Felt like it was about to explode

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot

We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot
Then he had to jog on the spot!!

But with all that food in his tum
It wasn't long before his bum...
Felt like it was about to explode
With an almighty Load

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot

We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot
Then he had to jog on the spot!!

But with all that food in his tum
It wasn't long before his bum...
Felt like it was about to explode
With an almighty Load

So dont light a match or a cig

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot

We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot
Then he had to jog on the spot!!

But with all that food in his tum
It wasn't long before his bum
Felt like it was about to explode
With an almighty Load

So dont light a match or a cig
Or you'll be keel-hauled and put in the brig

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot

We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot
Then he had to jog on the spot!!

But with all that food in his tum
It wasn't long before his bum
Felt like it was about to explode
With an almighty Load

So dont light a match or a cig
Or you'll be keel-hauled and put in the brig
so kick back your shoes and take a pew

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot

We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot
Then he had to jog on the spot!!

But with all that food in his tum
It wasn't long before his bum
Felt like it was about to explode
With an almighty Load

So dont light a match or a cig
Or you'll be keel-hauled and put in the brig
so kick back your shoes and take a pew
Cos the Church of Tidnab is coming to you!

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot

We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot
Then he had to jog on the spot!!

But with all that food in his tum
It wasn't long before his bum
Felt like it was about to explode
With an almighty Load

So dont light a match or a cig
Or you'll be keel-hauled and put in the brig
so kick back your shoes and take a pew
Cos the Church of Tidnab is coming to you!

So all kneel down and pray

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot

We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot
Then he had to jog on the spot!!

But with all that food in his tum
It wasn't long before his bum
Felt like it was about to explode
With an almighty Load

So dont light a match or a cig
Or you'll be keel-hauled and put in the brig
so kick back your shoes and take a pew
Cos the Church of Tidnab is coming to you!

So all kneel down and pray
To see what tids as to say

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot

We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot
Then he had to jog on the spot!!

But with all that food in his tum
It wasn't long before his bum
Felt like it was about to explode
With an almighty Load

So dont light a match or a cig
Or you'll be keel-hauled and put in the brig
so kick back your shoes and take a pew
Cos the Church of Tidnab is coming to you!

So all kneel down and pray
To see what tids as to say
Thee goes the priest with his bag of hay

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot

We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot
Then he had to jog on the spot!!

But with all that food in his tum
It wasn't long before his bum
Felt like it was about to explode
With an almighty Load

So dont light a match or a cig
Or you'll be keel-hauled and put in the brig
so kick back your shoes and take a pew
Cos the Church of Tidnab is coming to you!

So all kneel down and pray
To see what tids as to say
Thee goes the priest with his bag of hay
I looked over,and didnt know what to say