(Ive lmao @ this, had to cut it short cos it wudnt fit STS lol)

So dont light a match or a cig
Or you'll be keel-hauled and put in the brig
so kick back your shoes and take a pew
Cos the Church of Tidnab is coming to you!

So all kneel down and pray
To see what tids as to say
Thee goes the priest with his bag of hay
I looked over,and didnt know what to say

So i just sat there looking pretty

But poor Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we never know
all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he needed a poo

Off he ran fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin

"That was my supper" tids shouted out loud
His voice had gathered quite a crowd
so he heated the food up, nice and hot
And sat and ate it while sat on his bot

We all looked the greedy git, ate the lot
He stood up,and nearly did a belly flop
but he polished it all off in a shot
Then he had to jog on the spot!!

But with all that food in his tum
It wasn't long before his bum
Felt like it was about to explode
With an almighty Load

So dont light a match or a cig
Or you'll be keel-hauled and put in the brig
so kick back your shoes and take a pew
Cos the Church of Tidnab is coming to you!

So all kneel down and pray
Toc what tids as to say
There goes the priest with his bag of hay
I looked over, didnt know what 2 say


So i just sat there looking pretty
Its time to end this little ditty

The End

ok whos next.....thankyou for being nice about me on last one...and i assume the previous lol, sooooooo lets conentrate on on person eh? we started one abot paula, but it tailed off so lets do one for her eh?

PAULA

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird

PAULA

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd
She loves creme eggs thats for sure

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd
She loves creme eggs thats for sure
And is loved by everyone and even more

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd
She loves creme eggs thats for sure
And is loved by everyone and even more


Paula as an heart of gold

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd
She loves creme eggs thats for sure
And is loved by everyone and even more


Paula has a heart of gold
and the coolest of minds

(:O noooooooooo grrr @ you Tids)



We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd
She loves creme eggs thats for sure
And is loved by everyone and even more


Paula has a heart of gold
and the coolest of minds
Never does what she's told

(hehe ) xx

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd
She loves creme eggs thats for sure
And is loved by everyone and even more


Paula has a heart of gold
and the coolest of minds
Never does what she's told
and her word, it always binds

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd
She loves creme eggs thats for sure
And is loved by everyone and even more


Paula has a heart of gold
and the coolest of minds
Never does what she's told
and her word, it always binds

She has lots of online mates

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd
She loves creme eggs thats for sure
And is loved by everyone and even more


Paula has a heart of gold
and the coolest of minds
Never does what she's told
and her word, it always binds

She has lots of online mates
Some like chocolate muffin cakes

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd
She loves creme eggs thats for sure
And is loved by everyone and even more

Paula has a heart of gold
and the coolest of minds
Never does what she's told
and her word, it always binds

She has lots of online mates
Some like chocolate muffin cakes
Some they are just propa fakes..

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd
She loves creme eggs thats for sure
And is loved by everyone and even more

Paula has a heart of gold
and the coolest of minds
Never does what she's told
and her word, it always binds

She has lots of online mates
Some like chocolate muffin cakes
Some they are just propa fakes..
And some just like to master...Chat

(LOL!!)

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd
She loves creme eggs thats for sure
And is loved by everyone and even more

Paula has a heart of gold
and the coolest of minds
Never does what she's told
and her word, it always binds

She has lots of online mates
Some like chocolate muffin cakes
Some they are just propa fakes..
And some just like to master...Chat

The people that she likes the most

(LOL!!)

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd
She loves creme eggs thats for sure
And is loved by everyone and even more

Paula has a heart of gold
and the coolest of minds
Never does what she's told
and her word, it always binds

She has lots of online mates
Some like chocolate muffin cakes
Some they are just propa fakes..
And some just like to master...Chat

The people that she likes the most
Are the one's that usually post

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd
She loves creme eggs thats for sure
And is loved by everyone and even more

Paula has a heart of gold
and the coolest of minds
Never does what she's told
and her word, it always binds

She has lots of online mates
Some like chocolate muffin cakes
Some they are just propa fakes..
And some just like to master...Chat

The people that she likes the most
Are the one's that usually post
but if ur nasty to her, then your toast

We all know Paula, the lovely young liver bird
Sometimes she acts so absurd
She loves creme eggs thats for sure
And is loved by everyone and even more

Paula has a heart of gold
and the coolest of minds
Never does what she's told
and her word, it always binds

She has lots of online mates
Some like chocolate muffin cakes
Some they are just propa fakes..
And some just like to master...Chat

The people that she likes the most
Are the one's that usually post
but if ur nasty to her, then your toast
And dead as yesterday's pot roast.

once upon a time
there was a wicked old rhyme
and if you dont already know
this is how the rhyme will go

Gim and Bob and Fred
all went of to bed ,
But as soon Gim got in
Bob started to Grin

Fred saw this peculiar smirk
and gave Gim a little Jurk
and wispered"Gim i have to say
I think our Bob is GAY!"



(come on carry on i think this one will be a good 1 lol)