There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had long Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse

Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
Cos as she gazed into his eyes
its surprising he didnt go blind
but he found, what he came to find

Flamboint hair wind so cold
no matter what, he remains bold
With his smile and sparkly eyes
He never does what,he gets told

Until one day someone said
Something he didnt like
but he soon stopped them dead
He said get on ya bike @@



So on went the leathers
And Helmet toooooooooo

There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had long Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse

Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
Cos as she gazed into his eyes
its surprising he didnt go blind
but he found, what he came to find

Flamboint hair wind so cold
no matter what, he remains bold
With his smile and sparkly eyes
He never does what,he gets told

Until one day someone said
Something he didnt like
but he soon stopped them dead
He said get on ya bike @@



So on went the leathers
And Helmet toooooooooo

There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had long Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse

Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
Cos as she gazed into his eyes
its surprising he didnt go blind
but he found, what he came to find

Flamboint hair wind so cold
no matter what, he remains bold
With his smile and sparkly eyes
He never does what,he gets told

Until one day someone said
Something he didnt like
but he soon stopped them dead
He said get on ya bike @@

So on went the leathers
And Helmet toooooooooo
but he was spitting feathers
as he now needed the loo

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So on went the leathers
And Helmet toooooooooo
but he was spitting feathers
as he now needed the loo

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Coudl he hold it in, we'll never know

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Coudl he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood

(awww a poem about lickle ol' me)

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
with a large trash bin

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

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But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin

But poor old Tiddly was bursting to go
Could he hold it in, we'll never know
Cos all of a sudden, out of the blue
He realised he also needed a poo

Off he ran as fast as he cud
He ran and he ran till he found a wood.
In the middle of it he stood
and then came the great flood

A torrent of water then washed him away!
No one saw him the rest of the day
But just after midnight, the waters subsided
It soon hit Tids wen he suddenly collided
With a large trash bin
where paula was hidin'

Cos crafty ol' Paula had thought of a plan
To come save Tids in her stylish pink van
But before this she needed to hide in a bin
"My dinner's in here", she said with a grin