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18:48 Sat 28 Mar 09 (GMT)  [Link]  
(HAHAHA @ THIS)

There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

(PMSL)
When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
Posts: 38,214
19:04 Sat 28 Mar 09 (GMT)  [Link]  
(OH PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

(PMSL)
When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
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19:19 Sat 28 Mar 09 (GMT)  [Link]  
(OH PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

(PMSL)
When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse
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19:22 Sat 28 Mar 09 (GMT)  [Link]  
(OH PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

(PMSL)
When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse


Simon looked twice at the mouse
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19:36 Sat 28 Mar 09 (GMT)  [Link]  
(OH PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

(PMSL)
When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse


Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
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19:48 Sat 28 Mar 09 (GMT)  [Link]  
(OH PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

(PMSL)
When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse


Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
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19:51 Sat 28 Mar 09 (GMT)  [Link]  
(OH PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

(PMSL)
When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse


Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her
clooneman
clooneman
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19:59 Sat 28 Mar 09 (GMT)  [Link]  
cuegod said:
hey loonyclooney you got any more of those 'lover that left without warning' poems? i liked them


Lol, I enjoyed those!
clooneman
clooneman
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Posts: 31,220
20:09 Sat 28 Mar 09 (GMT)  [Link]  
(OH PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)

There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

(PMSL)
When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse


Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
Posts: 38,214
20:10 Sat 28 Mar 09 (GMT)  [Link]  
There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse

Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
Cos as she gazed into his eyes
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20:12 Sat 28 Mar 09 (GMT)  [Link]  
There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse

Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
Cos as she gazed into his eyes
its surprising he didnt go blind
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08:43 Sun 29 Mar 09 (BST)  [Link]  
There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had long Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse

Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
Cos as she gazed into his eyes
its surprising he didnt go blind
but he found, what he came to find
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13:19 Sun 29 Mar 09 (BST)  [Link]  
There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had long Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse

Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
Cos as she gazed into his eyes
its surprising he didnt go blind
but he found, what he came to find

Flamboint hair wind so cold
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17:58 Sun 29 Mar 09 (BST)  [Link]  
There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had long Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse

Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
Cos as she gazed into his eyes
its surprising he didnt go blind
but he found, what he came to find

Flamboint hair wind so cold
no matter what, he remains bold
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
Posts: 38,214
04:12 Tue 31 Mar 09 (BST)  [Link]  
There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had long Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse

Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
Cos as she gazed into his eyes
its surprising he didnt go blind
but he found, what he came to find

Flamboint hair wind so cold
no matter what, he remains bold
With his smile and sparkly eyes
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04:23 Tue 31 Mar 09 (BST)  [Link]  
There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had long Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse

Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
Cos as she gazed into his eyes
its surprising he didnt go blind
but he found, what he came to find

Flamboint hair wind so cold
no matter what, he remains bold
With his smile and sparkly eyes
He never does what,he gets told
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
Posts: 38,214
04:31 Tue 31 Mar 09 (BST)  [Link]  
There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had long Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse

Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
Cos as she gazed into his eyes
its surprising he didnt go blind
but he found, what he came to find

Flamboint hair wind so cold
no matter what, he remains bold
With his smile and sparkly eyes
He never does what,he gets told

Until one day someone said
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04:39 Tue 31 Mar 09 (BST)  [Link]  
There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had long Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse

Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
Cos as she gazed into his eyes
its surprising he didnt go blind
but he found, what he came to find

Flamboint hair wind so cold
no matter what, he remains bold
With his smile and sparkly eyes
He never does what,he gets told

Until one day someone said
Something he didnt like
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04:48 Tue 31 Mar 09 (BST)  [Link]  
There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had long Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse

Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
Cos as she gazed into his eyes
its surprising he didnt go blind
but he found, what he came to find

Flamboint hair wind so cold
no matter what, he remains bold
With his smile and sparkly eyes
He never does what,he gets told

Until one day someone said
Something he didnt like
but he soon stopped them dead
justsumgirl
justsumgirl
Posts: 38,214
04:50 Tue 31 Mar 09 (BST)  [Link]  
There once was a man name Simon
Paula knew him well
He had long Blonde Hair
And people walked by and stared

He walked by, he seemed without a care
But just then he spotted a right pair
Of cool looking shades,that suited him fine
Also he was carrying a bottle of wine

With his wine, he was off to see some lass
And one that had a bit of class
So he had bought a proper Chardonnay
So he could have his wicked way (LOL)

When he got there, he knocked on the door
But the poor lass was laid on the floor
she was so impressed by his glorious locks
She stripped off but left on her socks ! !

She dragged him passionately in the house
As she noticed that Simon was still aroused
Cos all of a sudden he gave a smile
when he saw her cute pet mouse

Simon looked twice at the mouse
as it suspiciousley looked like a beaver
Simon decided to go look round the house
then after his wicked way, he would leave her

But naughty Simon would get a surprise
Cos as she gazed into his eyes
its surprising he didnt go blind
but he found, what he came to find

Flamboint hair wind so cold
no matter what, he remains bold
With his smile and sparkly eyes
He never does what,he gets told

Until one day someone said
Something he didnt like
but he soon stopped them dead
He said get on ya bike @@
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