There was a young woman from china
Who had a massive,big pair of pyjammas
when she went on a cruise liner

She had a desire for pie
But wanted it in her eye
So she Did what was needed
but her eye bleeded

She got an eye plaster
from the kung fu master
Named chi chang fu
but he didnt know what to do
except go to the loo
As she needed a big.......Wee
but was gonna cost 20p
With my shock and amazement to see
This thread on page 3

but tids came along in the early hours
to save the dear thread from page 3
cos this poem thread is ours
now i need to wee

So off steph pops, to the loo
Will this end,what will we do
well.....lets keep it going
And lets keep this on glowing
Before pete starts moaning

So who is this woman from china?
Bob saget, the old whiner
he worked as a coal miner
People called him the old timer

The old timer he was quite smart..
cos after a curry he wouldnt fart
Tho he cud do other things
like pick at mucky rings

There was a young woman from china
Who had a massive,big pair of pyjammas
when she went on a cruise liner

She had a desire for pie
But wanted it in her eye
So she Did what was needed
but her eye bleeded

She got an eye plaster
from the kung fu master
Named chi chang fu
but he didnt know what to do
except go to the loo
As she needed a big.......Wee
but was gonna cost 20p
With my shock and amazement to see
This thread on page 3

but tids came along in the early hours
to save the dear thread from page 3
cos this poem thread is ours
now i need to wee

So off steph pops, to the loo
Will this end,what will we do
well.....lets keep it going
And lets keep this on glowing
Before pete starts moaning

So who is this woman from china?
Bob saget, the old whiner
he worked as a coal miner
People called him the old timer

The old timer he was quite smart..
cos after a curry he wouldnt fart
Tho he cud do other things
like pick at mucky rings
by clenching his buttocks

There was a young woman from china
Who had a massive,big pair of pyjammas
when she went on a cruise liner

She had a desire for pie
But wanted it in her eye
So she Did what was needed
but her eye bleeded

She got an eye plaster
from the kung fu master
Named chi chang fu
but he didnt know what to do
except go to the loo
As she needed a big.......Wee
but was gonna cost 20p
With my shock and amazement to see
This thread on page 3

but tids came along in the early hours
to save the dear thread from page 3
cos this poem thread is ours
now i need to wee

So off steph pops, to the loo
Will this end,what will we do
well.....lets keep it going
And lets keep this on glowing
Before pete starts moaning

So who is this woman from china?
Bob saget, the old whiner
he worked as a coal miner
People called him the old timer

The old timer he was quite smart..
cos after a curry he wouldnt fart
Tho he cud do other things
like pick at mucky rings
by clenching his buttocks
As he bends to pull his socks

There was a young woman from china
Who had a massive,big pair of pyjammas
when she went on a cruise liner

She had a desire for pie
But wanted it in her eye
So she Did what was needed
but her eye bleeded

She got an eye plaster
from the kung fu master
Named chi chang fu
but he didnt know what to do
except go to the loo
As she needed a big.......Wee
but was gonna cost 20p
With my shock and amazement to see
This thread on page 3

but tids came along in the early hours
to save the dear thread from page 3
cos this poem thread is ours
now i need to wee

So off steph pops, to the loo
Will this end,what will we do
well.....lets keep it going
And lets keep this on glowing
Before pete starts moaning

So who is this woman from china?
Bob saget, the old whiner
he worked as a coal miner
People called him the old timer

The old timer he was quite smart..
cos after a curry he wouldnt fart
Tho he cud do other things
like pick at mucky rings
by clenching his buttocks
As he bends to pull his socks
and put on his nice shoes...

There was a young woman from china
Who had a massive,big pair of pyjammas
when she went on a cruise liner

She had a desire for pie
But wanted it in her eye
So she Did what was needed
but her eye bleeded

She got an eye plaster
from the kung fu master
Named chi chang fu
but he didnt know what to do
except go to the loo
As she needed a big.......Wee
but was gonna cost 20p
With my shock and amazement to see
This thread on page 3

but tids came along in the early hours
to save the dear thread from page 3
cos this poem thread is ours
now i need to wee

So off steph pops, to the loo
Will this end,what will we do
well.....lets keep it going
And lets keep this on glowing
Before pete starts moaning

So who is this woman from china?
Bob saget, the old whiner
he worked as a coal miner
People called him the old timer

The old timer he was quite smart..
cos after a curry he wouldnt fart
Tho he cud do other things
like pick at mucky rings
by clenching his buttocks
As he bends to pull his socks
and put on his nice shoes
then after that he stood up and had to choose

There was a young woman from china
Who had a massive,big pair of pyjammas
when she went on a cruise liner

She had a desire for pie
But wanted it in her eye
So she Did what was needed
but her eye bleeded

She got an eye plaster
from the kung fu master
Named chi chang fu
but he didnt know what to do
except go to the loo
As she needed a big.......Wee
but was gonna cost 20p
With my shock and amazement to see
This thread on page 3

but tids came along in the early hours
to save the dear thread from page 3
cos this poem thread is ours
now i need to wee

So off steph pops, to the loo
Will this end,what will we do
well.....lets keep it going
And lets keep this on glowing
Before pete starts moaning

So who is this woman from china?
Bob saget, the old whiner
he worked as a coal miner
People called him the old timer

The old timer he was quite smart..
cos after a curry he wouldnt fart
Tho he cud do other things
like pick at mucky rings
by clenching his buttocks
As he bends to pull his socks
and put on his nice shoes
then after that he stood up and had to choose
Who will win and who will lose?

There was a young woman from china
Who had a massive,big pair of pyjammas
when she went on a cruise liner

She had a desire for pie
But wanted it in her eye
So she Did what was needed
but her eye bleeded

She got an eye plaster
from the kung fu master
Named chi chang fu
but he didnt know what to do
except go to the loo
As she needed a big.......Wee
but was gonna cost 20p
With my shock and amazement to see
This thread on page 3

but tids came along in the early hours
to save the dear thread from page 3
cos this poem thread is ours
now i need to wee

So off steph pops, to the loo
Will this end,what will we do
well.....lets keep it going
And lets keep this on glowing
Before pete starts moaning

So who is this woman from china?
Bob saget, the old whiner
he worked as a coal miner
People called him the old timer

The old timer he was quite smart..
cos after a curry he wouldnt fart
Tho he cud do other things
like pick at mucky rings
by clenching his buttocks
As he bends to pull his socks
and put on his nice shoes
then after that he stood up and had to choose
Who will win and who will lose?

But when we pick up rings with our rings

There was a young woman from china
Who had a massive,big pair of pyjammas
when she went on a cruise liner

She had a desire for pie
But wanted it in her eye
So she Did what was needed
but her eye bleeded

She got an eye plaster
from the kung fu master
Named chi chang fu
but he didnt know what to do
except go to the loo
As she needed a big.......Wee
but was gonna cost 20p
With my shock and amazement to see
This thread on page 3

but tids came along in the early hours
to save the dear thread from page 3
cos this poem thread is ours
now i need to wee

So off steph pops, to the loo
Will this end,what will we do
well.....lets keep it going
And lets keep this on glowing
Before pete starts moaning

So who is this woman from china?
Bob saget, the old whiner
he worked as a coal miner
People called him the old timer

The old timer he was quite smart..
cos after a curry he wouldnt fart
Tho he cud do other things
like pick at mucky rings
by clenching his buttocks
As he bends to pull his socks
and put on his nice shoes
then after that he stood up and had to choose
Who will win and who will lose?

But when we pick up rings with our rings
We discover all sorts of things



(lmao @ all the diff size verses)

There was a young woman from china
Who had a massive,big pair of pyjammas
when she went on a cruise liner

She had a desire for pie
But wanted it in her eye
So she Did what was needed
but her eye bleeded

She got an eye plaster
from the kung fu master
Named chi chang fu
but he didnt know what to do
except go to the loo
As she needed a big.......Wee
but was gonna cost 20p
With my shock and amazement to see
This thread on page 3

but tids came along in the early hours
to save the dear thread from page 3
cos this poem thread is ours
now i need to wee

So off steph pops, to the loo
Will this end,what will we do
well.....lets keep it going
And lets keep this on glowing
Before pete starts moaning

So who is this woman from china?
Bob saget, the old whiner
he worked as a coal miner
People called him the old timer

The old timer he was quite smart..
cos after a curry he wouldnt fart
Tho he cud do other things
like pick at mucky rings
by clenching his buttocks
As he bends to pull his socks
and put on his nice shoes
then after that he stood up and had to choose
Who will win and who will lose?

But when we pick up rings with our rings
We discover all sorts of things
especially when we bent over

There was a young woman from china
Who had a massive,big pair of pyjammas
when she went on a cruise liner

She had a desire for pie
But wanted it in her eye
So she Did what was needed
but her eye bleeded

She got an eye plaster
from the kung fu master
Named chi chang fu
but he didnt know what to do
except go to the loo
As she needed a big.......Wee
but was gonna cost 20p
With my shock and amazement to see
This thread on page 3

but tids came along in the early hours
to save the dear thread from page 3
cos this poem thread is ours
now i need to wee

So off steph pops, to the loo
Will this end,what will we do
well.....lets keep it going
And lets keep this on glowing
Before pete starts moaning

So who is this woman from china?
Bob saget, the old whiner
he worked as a coal miner
People called him the old timer

The old timer he was quite smart..
cos after a curry he wouldnt fart
Tho he cud do other things
like pick at mucky rings
by clenching his buttocks
As he bends to pull his socks
and put on his nice shoes
then after that he stood up and had to choose
Who will win and who will lose?

But when we pick up rings with our rings
We discover all sorts of things
especially when we bent over
Singing the white cliffs of dover

There was a young woman from china
Who had a massive,big pair of pyjammas
when she went on a cruise liner

She had a desire for pie
But wanted it in her eye
So she Did what was needed
but her eye bleeded

She got an eye plaster
from the kung fu master
Named chi chang fu
but he didnt know what to do
except go to the loo
As she needed a big.......Wee
but was gonna cost 20p
With my shock and amazement to see
This thread on page 3

but tids came along in the early hours
to save the dear thread from page 3
cos this poem thread is ours
now i need to wee

So off steph pops, to the loo
Will this end,what will we do
well.....lets keep it going
And lets keep this on glowing
Before pete starts moaning

So who is this woman from china?
Bob saget, the old whiner
he worked as a coal miner
People called him the old timer

The old timer he was quite smart..
cos after a curry he wouldnt fart
Tho he cud do other things
like pick at mucky rings
by clenching his buttocks
As he bends to pull his socks
and put on his nice shoes
then after that he stood up and had to choose
Who will win and who will lose?

But when we pick up rings with our rings
We discover all sorts of things
especially when we bent over
Singing the white cliffs of dover

Our voices are strong and clear

xxx(think we should finish this one getting very long lol)xxx

There was a young woman from china
Who had a massive,big pair of pyjammas
when she went on a cruise liner

She had a desire for pie
But wanted it in her eye
So she Did what was needed
but her eye bleeded

She got an eye plaster
from the kung fu master
Named chi chang fu
but he didnt know what to do
except go to the loo
As she needed a big.......Wee
but was gonna cost 20p
With my shock and amazement to see
This thread on page 3

but tids came along in the early hours
to save the dear thread from page 3
cos this poem thread is ours
now i need to wee

So off steph pops, to the loo
Will this end,what will we do
well.....lets keep it going
And lets keep this on glowing
Before pete starts moaning

So who is this woman from china?
Bob saget, the old whiner
he worked as a coal miner
People called him the old timer

The old timer he was quite smart..
cos after a curry he wouldnt fart
Tho he cud do other things
like pick at mucky rings
by clenching his buttocks
As he bends to pull his socks
and put on his nice shoes
then after that he stood up and had to choose
Who will win and who will lose?

But when we pick up rings with our rings
We discover all sorts of things
especially when we bent over
Singing the white cliffs of dover

Our voices are strong and clear
Like j.c reilly drinking a beer

(think we should finish) not a bad idea..i added an ending

There was a young woman from china
Who had a massive,big pair of pyjammas
when she went on a cruise liner

She had a desire for pie
But wanted it in her eye
So she Did what was needed
but her eye bleeded

She got an eye plaster
from the kung fu master
Named chi chang fu
but he didnt know what to do
except go to the loo
As she needed a big.......Wee
but was gonna cost 20p
With my shock and amazement to see
This thread on page 3

but tids came along in the early hours
to save the dear thread from page 3
cos this poem thread is ours
now i need to wee

So off steph pops, to the loo
Will this end,what will we do
well.....lets keep it going
And lets keep this on glowing
Before pete starts moaning

So who is this woman from china?
Bob saget, the old whiner
he worked as a coal miner
People called him the old timer

The old timer he was quite smart..
cos after a curry he wouldnt fart
Tho he cud do other things
like pick at mucky rings
by clenching his buttocks
As he bends to pull his socks
and put on his nice shoes
then after that he stood up and had to choose
Who will win and who will lose?

But when we pick up rings with our rings
We discover all sorts of things
especially when we bent over
Singing the white cliffs of dover

Our voices are strong and clear
Like j.c reilly drinking a beer
but we drink too much
and fall over...The end here here

Edited at 12:10 Thu 26/03/09 (GMT)

Woooo awesome poem guys!!

wooo hoooo we would have run out of character for 1 page anyway...so thanks all for contributing....shall we start another marathon one or just do our own as before?

Its not exactly a poem but a poignant message, im gonna put it in Gen chat i suspect the usual muppets may spoil it, so here goes...please be patient it is worth a read


THE BIKER

I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the supermarket queue.
But, you didn't see me, put an extra £1.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other in the street.
But, you didn't see me, playing Santa for the kids.
I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.
But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.
I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by.
But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.
I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.
I saw you, stare at my long hair.
But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Charity.
I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves.
But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none.
I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos.
But, you didn't see me, cry as my children were born and have their name written over and in my heart.....

(continued)

.........

I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family.
I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.
I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car.
But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.
I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
But, you didn't see me, squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.
I saw you, race down the road in the rain.
But, you didn't see me, get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.
I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
But, you didn't see me, trying to turn right.
I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
But, you didn't see me leave the road.
I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
But, you didn't see me. I wasn't there.
I saw you, go home to your family.
But, you didn't see me.

Because, I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family.
But, you didn't see me.

I hope this will help people understand the biker community.

Deep poem tids very nice!!

Song about the best band to grace metal


Through the never the shine bright
Blaring tunes with great might
From single to single raising the game
Making their ladder to fame

Enter sandman one to listen
Maybe the starting of something lethal
One made by own
Song like a poem

Country's line up to see them play
Bands envy what they say
James,Kirk,Rob and Lars
The heroes of the metal

Not forgetton the one's who passed
Orion heard loud from the clouds
A fallen comrade
Hidden in the stars

And others who made their fame
Left only a name
But also their music holds pain

Through the years
Through the decades
Metallica will show the way!!!

wont disagree there.......saw them in Febuary...awesome concert