Oh another fab one from Ste..and not such a long gap from the last visit! Dare we think he's back?? lol Good one mate:)

WD Zody and Loony

Keep 'em coming guys..cant..WONT..let this thread die

Lets get this to stop on Page One,
So come on all,
Where the flip have you gone,
Get back here,and have a ball,
Do a poem or even a song
Chops cant do poem,but i give it all
Well im going now,so after 1,2,3
Get yor poems on here for all to see,
Thats the end of my poem
So its bye bye from me
I will be back later just to come and see
If this is on page one,and not on three

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Right get this back
As i did ask
well if you dont,you will all get the sack
Also a flipping hard slap
It dosnt take long,lets just say its a task
Im going now,bu all i will say,is try like i asked

Nice one jill

Mon U Lot!...Do as ya told

Xmas came and it soon went
MY festiveness was so hellbent
Loads of prezzies under my tree
Then lots of drinking and fun for me

Family and friends gathered round
In true scouse fashion it was sound
Drank non stop from Christmas eve
And got more plans up me sleeve (:p)

No matter how you spent your day
I hope t'was cheerful in every way
As i now finish this short rhyme
Lets hear it for a great 2009!!





~Paula~

Wooohoo love it paula another pls

Ty Pottyyyyy


We need more ppl on this thread
Cos no way will it end up dead
It holds a spesh place in my heart
And always has done since its start ! ! !


Ta daaaaaaaaaa!

C'mon guys!

ohh nice one

Come on now,dont give up
Do it for Paula
We owe her that much,
She loves this thread best,
Things she said in a poem,
Just to get of her chest
Ste,Stelly,and Paula
Dont want it to rest
So get ur bum on here
Its not a test,just try your best
And hope for the best



ta daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa see mine are Poo

Ups c daisy back it comes






*tuts at you lot*




How can you forget this eh eh well you want to be ashamed of yourselves






See Paula thats told em eh,lets see if that works

Sofa Man

Sofa so smooth
Sofa so fair
Sofa to sit on
Sofa i care

Give me a sofa
Or else il die
My legs are burning
It's giving me a high

Sofa sofa sofa sofa i cry
I need closure
Before i die

So adopt a sofa for these poor soul's

Or they will die

I'm bloddy serious...I saw it happen

Edited at 15:17 Sun 4/01/09 (GMT)

Woooooooo Poems!!




Cheeky_Chops is the girl for me (ooer!)
Stops poems falling to page three

When she see's this thread gone
Up she bumps it to page one

Then every once in a short while
She'll do a rhyme,make me smile

A 'JILL' poem is what i call it
And I laugh at every single bit

Cheeky, i thankyou very much
For giving this poem thread your touch


Thankuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Flaps *hugs*

~Flange~

lmao Flange



well these buggas keep forgetting about it





Stamp your size 3 go on tell erm

Oh no it dosnt go to page 3







Back to were it belongs page 1





Edited at 08:51 Wed 7/01/09 (GMT)

Helppppppppppppp keep this on Page 1






Not flipping page 3

dear freinds dear family dear all that care
let us all lift our head from mourning
Let us all ecspcape from dispair
we've all lost a loved one
We've all lost some one we showed tender love and care
but do not dwell on the sarrows
do not stare in the eye of the bear
release all of your pain
reach into the heavens and into the sky you stare

Put the chicken in the oven
Make no mistake the juices are flowing
Carrots cut...turnips too
Mash them potato's
Swirl the gravy through

I'm hungry are you?

I'm going to Mac Donalds i'm to Lazy

Good one Dre....Wb again :)




LMAO Zody! Wooooooooooo More More!