*wakes and turns over to snuggle into a still sleeping Stell*

*decides to stay in bed for now*

*sits on the edge of the diving board that seconds as 'the plank'*

Edited at 15:05 Tue 17/06/08 (BST)

*Jumps out of bed, grabs some clothes Nudges Stell*


Stell!...Stell!..STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *kicks him soflty*

Ive heard Guevaras back...and hes on the war path...something about the BC credit Card!

HURRY UP! Get up and get dresseed!


*Sticks her shorts and top on back to front*

*walks over to Tids and sits next to him*

Is it true? Is Cap'n G back?



Edited at 15:09 Tue 17/06/08 (BST)

*jumps out of his skin*

freakin heck paula dont do that too me.....what....the guevara is comin back?? christ...the credit card.....oh heck....*panics*

*says to himself* ok tids...caaaaaaalm down...sorry paula not makin' fun if he turns up we need to ply him with loads of booze so he wont care what happened, then when hes not looking ill sneak it in his top pocket and pretend he had it all the time....right that a good plan paula?

*awaits help from paula*

*lands on the deck and squints his eyes *

Hmmm pretty quiet...

*sends the unicorn away and sits down*

Right - beer, sandwich and catch up on the finances and the crew...

*heads toward kitchen*

OMG! Hang on then..*legs it back to cabin..OH EH! STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET UP! wheres ya key to the stash?


*rummages thru top drawer*


A HAAAAAAAAA *waves Key*

*Legs it back to stash..grabs loads of booze and sits back by tids*


God am sweatin now!

*arrives in the kitchen are to find tids and paula looking very suspicious*

Ok you two...whats gone on now ?

*stands on diving board hands on hips (very close to the edge as well)*

Welllllllll look what the cat dragged in....captain birds eye and his fishy bloody fingers....so i suppose you want yer freakin' hat back then do ya???

*waves it aloft at which point yids loses balance and falls into the deep blue*

SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*gets back on ship and walks to ste, all wet through....*

here ya go mate, its all yours.......*hands back sodden hat* i better get dry, back in a mo

*walks past paula*

Dont mention the card

Edited at 15:35 Tue 17/06/08 (BST)

thanks tids *sticks had over head*

So, now everythings all technical these days, you suppose i could look at the bank statements tonight? Just to see where we are financially...

anyways I best get a drink, you want one paula?

*Whispers to Tids* " I wont mention a thing"




*ahems*


STE! CAPN! GUEVARA!

HIYA! *hugs* Been ages...you ok? and yeah go on plz

*comes back all dry and ready for a beer or 6*

soooooo *all coy* we have plenty of supplies in, and no need to worry, we have been doing good trade on our travels...unfortunately all the ships records have been lost, you see we had these imposters called mel and bob, and they nicked the ship from me and left me deserted on australia mainland and when i got back they...well they had , had a field day, no bloody respect them two i tell ya

*wipes brow*

* @ Paula and whispers*

you think he bought that?

(pmsl)

*Whispers..yh i think he did...shhhhhhhhh here he is with me drink..just smile,,leave the talking to me!*

*smiles all cheesy and stuff*

want a ceeegar ste?

*hands over key to cigar cabinet*

have one of mine , but i think you will want this

*goes into major creeping mode*

Edited at 15:50 Tue 17/06/08 (BST)

Oh...right...well ok, I guess we'll have to start from scratch and record finances from here then.

As long as were not at our wits end with worry!

*hands tids a beer*

naaaaah mate......we had to trade a few slaves an all that, but we in fine finacial fettle

*thinks to himself , well we will be when we win more poker games with more islanders and sell there women to the cotton industry*

arrrrgh nice bevvy that mate

*opens top of bottle*

(right im off home guys welcome back ste, nice too see ya ok n all that)

Edited at 16:08 Tue 17/06/08 (BST)

*Hopes Ste doesnt start quizzing her about the finances so quickly hands him another beer with the hopes of him gettin drunk*

HEY! We shud have a WB PARTAYYYYYYYYYY *gets excited*

We still got banners and Bloons?? (pmsl @ bloons)

*takes his 6th beer off paula and swigs it joyfully*

Ahhh...cheers luv...

Well I think its a bit too quiet for a party so I'm gonna get on the old trusty hammock with this beer, a bit of music and watch the sun set

*heads to hammock*

OH! Charming that!

*shouts*

"I hope the Hammock snaps! LIGHTWEIGHT!"


*pours another wine*

*lays on the STURDY hammock and lights a cigar*


Ahh this is the life...paula get me another drink please! And a sandwich...and erm...a pork pie!