*grabs a couple of tinnies*

here ya go me old mucka ducka just 'avin a larrrrrf with ya......hey mate that shirt of yours is a bit tight, you put on a bit of weight i see

*keeps away from possible popping buttons*

maybe you should be having them soya bangers and that girlie larger with only 2%abv in it...ya know, that stuff bob sups the big jessie

*looks around makes sure bob aint about*

OI!

*'s @ Tids*

Wheres MY drink? i am here yano

*passes paula a fruit based drink called wine*

here ya are have this *winces at the contents* stella said you like it, its called blue nun? last time i heard the words blue nun.....well i just wont go there

*takes a gobful of hobgoblin real ale*

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

aaaaahhhhh thats better

*Takes the Wine(sts)* Ty ))


EW Ya smelly git!

Them sausages cooked yet??

One juicy banger coming right up (sts).

*Pops it in a bap* (PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLL )

Here ya go bab....*passes the sausage in a bap*
(omg holds ribs )

get that down ya neck puddles...enjoy! OH! want some sauce???

Tiddler......what the hell is this 2% pfffffffffft pass me one of the Hobgoblins ya git NOW!! I'm parched.

*passes a hobgoblin*

quality stuff these real ales ya know, like a yorkie bar, not for girls

*lights up a cuban*

*takes the aforementioned bevarage and throws contents down his neck*

Oh you gotta spare cuban there mate........i'll swap ya for one of these sausages ?/

Paula....can ya do the honours bab, and toss us a nice salad.....lettuce, cucuber, couple of boiled eggs...etc etc.

*Throw a few more sausages on*

*gets a cuban from his top pocket and also hands a key over to stella*
here ya go mate have one of these though you can keep ya sausage to yerself....*pushes hand out* oh and heres a spare key to the privaliged cupboard where the cubans are kept, i had to get a new one and a better lock cos melz and bob were nicking everything.....so heres your rightful key

Edited at 14:36 Mon 16/06/08 (BST)

PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Are ya sure you dont want one of these mate??

*Holds out a nice juicy sausage. and runs it under his nose* (LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (im crying))

They are the finest quality yanno

*Takes cuban , sparks it up and blows the customary smoke ring (Tiddler like) into the air*

oooh go on then.....thats a fine sausage you have there, let me slap it between a nice pair of baps and squirt my sauce over it fnar fnar

(im sounding mad again at work laffing to myself lol)

Edited at 14:56 Mon 16/06/08 (BST)

OIIIIIII watch where ya squirting that sauce!! nearly had me in the eye then!!

(Thats it for this post im PMSLLLLLLLLLLLL)

( LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ U pair!! and stell, pmsl if that wasnt a dig @ me...lmao git!)



*Sits all lady like sipping her wine watching Tiddler and Stelly playing with the baps and sauce*

OK foods all cooked now ppl

*pours water over the barbie, and places Bangers on the table next to the salad and condiments*

Help yaselfs to the Bangers and Baps and various sauces (Im PMSL)

*helps himself to a nice well done porker, slaps it in a bap.....(lmaoooo) gets a cold frosty one and relaxes in a chair next to Paula*

Hello Bab, not eating???

Hmmmm Food <Yum Icon>

*leans over to her stell as if to kiss him and suddenly takes a bite of his porker bap*





*Wipes sauce off her chin as she PHSLLLLLLLLLLLL*

You mucky pup Paula jeeeeeesus!!!
do you have to dribble eh??

*Passes napkin, all neatly folded, as prepared earlier*

Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrry bugga!!

*Takes a nibble out of his Perfectly prepared sausage in a bap, without any spillage of sauce*
*Dabs side of mouth with napkin*

Oh! would you like a drink my lady? *Points at paulas empty glass*

OH! Yar Thankyou..Fill me up Kind Sir..

(im pmsl)

*Coughs*

Wine my dear.............and that does not mean "Go off on one" either ok?? was a question!

*Finishes off his food and toddles off to the galley*

Tum Ti Tum *Potters about*

Ha! There it is A bottle of Chateaux de Stellaville 1986!!

*Expertly pops cork, and pours into appropriate glass.......and admires with a smug grin*

*Skips on deck*........There ya go bab, get your Leslie ashes around that!!











(hahahahaha)

(Oh pmsl)

OH! And what about me wine ))

(Am PMSLLLLL)

*Points to glass!!*

What ya think that is scotch bloody mist!! pffft

*Kicks a wickle weevil over the deck and mutters*
No bloody pleasing some women! Cooked all day, fed her , gave her wine, let her wash my back ( Privilage in itself that).....made her laff, and now what eh?

*Goes to see BB <<< (Scrap that) I mean boiler Bob, for a heart to heart















(LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO )

OH! Baby am sorry *walks behind her Stell*

Come on bab! Dnt be like that..pspspsps BAB!

*Catches up to him*

Listen...*whispers* Yeah? WOOSI K then..

*Heads for the cabin with her Stell*

Night Ship mates!