(oh ok ok pmsl)


Hmmmmmmmmmm I love grilled eggs () Can i have some?

I'll make the tea..


*MAKES TEA* (i pmsl typing that yano!)

So Tiddler..*waits...no reply...Tiddler?..TIDDLERRRRRRRRRRRRR! 3 times i shouted you then lower the singing will ya George(haha) flip sake..

Whats on the agenda for today?

I caaaaant grill eggs you numpty......dont you know sarcasm when its been told.....oh hang on right back at me *rolls eyes*
so wheres Lycra and Pop Sock boy then, should we make them croissants and coffee the pair of Jessies?

Agenda? Agenda? Can we get brekkie out of the way, you women...if your not doing nowt its all go go go lol

Edited at 11:28 Thu 19/06/08 (BST)

(ive just pmsllllllllllllll @ Pop sock boy!! what ones that?? hahahahaaha)


I dunno where they are..*looks round*
OMG OMG...

*tip toes over to Tids*..pmsll ya gotta see this..LOOK there they are *points to Stell and Ste exercising next to each other in harmony*

OMG Mr Motivator work out or what HAHAHAHA

Get the vid cam quick!! *pushes Tids gently and claps*

(ste is pop sock boy)

Caaaaaaalm down to a panic Paula the video is still rolling' look up there.....

*points to crows nest where its been fixed safely out of prying eyes*

dont tell these too fairies though *chortles*

you gotta laugh at them though aint ya?? are you sure them two came from there cabins this morning and not A CLOSET ?

*hands paula a bacon buttie and mug of tea*


i gotta sit down before i fall over with hysterics

Edited at 11:55 Thu 19/06/08 (BST)

(Lmao PSB Ste! im pmsl..oh that means my stell is Lycra then yh? HAHA)

*Looks up at crows nest and @ Tids and gives him the thumbs up*

NO! My Stell was with me all night...i think!

*Takes the bacon butty(im pmsllllllllllll here Stell) but drops the plate its on thus making the butty fall onto the dirty deck*

DAM! cant eat that now..

*kicks it to the edge of the ship for the Seagulls*

Thanks anyway Tids..This tea will do me.. *Sips*

(lmao at PSB and grilled eggs)

*completes rigorous stretches, and walks calmy back to the showers removing his wham! t-shirt*

Ahhh what a workout!

*has a shave and a shower then walks to kitchen area*

Morning you two, ooh do I smell irish bacon?

to be sure to be sure, nooo get the feck outta me kiytchen loike and goar and wash them pots...oh yeah...top of the mornin' to ya

(poor attempt at irish lingo lol)

(Thought it was a Frankie goes to HW Relax one!?)


Aw where the Lycra gone Ste?? LMAO

Lycra...yeah where has he gone?? for a stretch out no doubt.....ta daaaaaaaa

(LMAO)

Right then.. *finishes her cuppa*

Me think the tan needs a top up

*goes off to sunbathe*

oh yeah the frankie one, erm I had to change that half way through the workout coz I was sweating too much in it

Quickly washes up and makes himself a fruity shake in the blender...

*Wakes Strolls out on deck, and sees Seagull muching bacon Sarnie...*

PMSLLLLLLL Paulas been dropping her Crispy Bacon Bits again !! messy git!!

(Psssst yes Paula i was with ya all last night bab, that must have been ol Dimples Bob, prancing around with tha Cap'n)

*Nips off to see BB* Hey Bob did ya take that reel out of Tiddlers camera like i asked>. Good man* Passes BB a rewarding cold frosty one*

*Nips back on deck, heads for nearest hammock and flops (sts)*

Want a dring or Stella? stella?

Yeah go on then flappy mate i'll have a dring lmaoooooooooooo

Make it a cold one though ok *Points* Over in that box outside Tiddlers cabin

Is he peepin? i'll go get some ice cubes and stick them down his back Hehe.....

Tidlers? are you awake?

*finishes his game of pool and walks below decks to find BB*

Hey BB, just thought I'd pop down and say hello.Is everything fine with the ship?

BB: Aye Cap'n, everythings tip-top.

Good, good. Well I think I might have a brandy and a cigar if you fancy it mate. I'll see you on deck.

*sits in dark corner of the boiler room playing cards with BB, spots cap'n approaching and he pulls up a pew*

(wont be on much from now and the weekend as im away ship mates)

(ok tids have fun mate)


*takes pew and is dealt a poker hand. Lights a cigar and discusses unimportant matters about the ship and the crew*

So Bob, when you actually gonna shower then!? Ha I'm messing mate, lets see your hand...

*notices an evil glare in bobs eye*

You know I was only kidding right Bob?

*Here's a fracas, whilst parambalating above the boiler room, and thinks WTH???*

*Shouts* OIIIIIIIIIII what's going on down there??

*runs down the metal stairs, making great big clanging noises*

OMG !!! *Sees Tiddler slumped in the corner AGAIN!!, and BB with his hands around the Capn's throat*

*Grabs hold of BB from behind (sts) and pulls him off (Oh dear this does not sound good does it? but will leave it in for comedy effect)*

......Now then BB whats happened here eh?....WHAT !! He called ya smelly?? Well that is no way for a skipper to behave!!

*Looks at acting skipper who has been looking after us for the last 6 months*

Oh dear.....come here BB (pmsl @ BB btw) come and have a drink with ol' Stell *Nicks 2 cubans out of Tiddlers top pocket, as he burps and farts in the corner*....


*Heads on deck*




Edited at 17:59 Fri 20/06/08 (BST)

*moves slightly as he feels the movement of hand taking cigars, but falls back into a useless slumber*

(sorry guys cant type that well on a lappy lol)