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LMAOOO @ THAT

As Pwomised To Chear You Up Sorry Your In A Crumby Mood


He Came In Real late From Town Friday Night!
And Opened The Cupboard And Was Met with The Sight!
Of Chocolate Muffin.*He Thought In His Head*
"Im Goin To Eat You" And Took It To Bed!

But His Head It Was Spinning From JD&Coke
He's Lucky That On His Muff He dint Choke
For To Drunken Slumber He Did Sucumb
And Woke Up On Saturday All Covered In Crumb ! !


The Moral Of This Story
Is When Your Off Your Head
Eat Ya MAFFIN In The Kitchen
Dont Take It Up To Bed ! ! !

LMAOO GOOD ONE KAY

HAHAHA WOOHOOOOOOO! Great that one is Kay, Thanks!

Why has my poem been removed?

Edited at 01:14 Sun 6/07/08 (BST)

Do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man?
Yes I know the muffin man,
Who lives on Drury Lane

Yes i know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man?
I am actually the muffin man
I live on london lane

I dont know the Muffin Man
The muffin man and am glad
Cos i think the Muffin man
The Muffin man is bad!

Do you know the muffin pig
The muffin pig, The muffin pig?
She's jealous of the muffin man
Can you believe it? I sure can!

PETE! XD

LMAO @ PIT!


Pitty, Stef and Bob Too
Am really PMSL @ all of you
On MSN and want to be a muff
Thinking of names finding it tuff
How about Pitmuff, Tipmuff or what?
That leaves a name for bob thats HOT

Moles


Moles are horrible, I really think there "ew"
I sometimes stare at them, And be a lil crewl
My mate paula, Shes got a fat one above her lip
I laugh to myself yano, Cos i rekon it looks like....Crap

You's two are like an old married couple, always bickering!

Haha.

OMG Only just read that

Pitbull Pete thinks he's all that
But really underneath all that fat
Is a stupid Cockney trying to look cool
Well NO! yam not your just a fool

My soul cries out in loneliness Im lost within the dark
no longer guided by light the warmth of your full heart
and in the cold where darkness reins and blackens out the skies
Alone i sit my vision blurred by tears wept from my eyes
The thought of you now dead and gone now sits within my mind
and still i keep a hopes glimmer that somday i will find
The long awaited answer to the question from the past
a way to keep you close to me and make the joy last
but every answer has a fault seems it was not to be
for you could not accept the person that truly is me

So why do i punish myself does it remain my fault
am i so intolerable did i cause you to revolt
The day you left still drenched in pain of when you went a away
for when you packed your bags you took my heart with you that day
And so still empty i remain alone and in the dark
a former shell of what i was a man without a heart
And as i float into the dark i ponder what could be
as the memory of you floats for eternity

Touchy Scouser

Readers Readers, Dont worry about Paula,
She gets all angry coz ILL DAM TELL HER
Shes an alright girl, With lots to give
But cross her line, She'll throw a FIT!
I always laugh, Cos ill make her mad
She calls me fat, But seriously, I look fab
I was born cool, And also die like it
Stop tryin to be me paula, U NERDY SCASE GIT!

Thats great that ^^^

OH NOT THAT

The one above it by the_one

Edited at 03:09 Sun 6/07/08 (BST)

thanks

Yw




Short and Sweet about Pit
Cant believe your so full of it
You think ur great think ur game
Trust me fatty your just lame!!





BACK OFF FAT MAFFIN

Short and sweet

Short and sweet about Pig
Cant believe you use 100 posts a day
You think ur funny, Think people dig?
Trust me skinny, Your just (OKAY)



BACK OFF SKINNY MAFFIN




Okay now, seriously family site! Keep it clean!

Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 07:40 Sun 6/07/08 (BST)