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08:08 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Thats a super cool poem Ste *Nuckle Tap
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Short Hair
Been back a day, and people have given thought,
About how I look different, now my hair is short.
So here are the reasons, why i had the cut,
Apart from the obvious, of being a male Sl*t;
For one, it is easy to fix after a shower,
I can now get dressed and ready in well under an hour!
Its better for summer, it looks pretty neat,
It makes all the girlies fall right at my feet!
Cut for a tenner, student prices of course,
I run the wax through my hair with magnificent force.
Then I touch up the tips, with a slight bit of gel,
No more bad hair days, no more going through hell.
And then for the hairspray, we cant risk a fault,
Remember to take all this, with a pinch of salt.
Then I venture outside, and feel the wind on my head,
If my hair was long, I'd of stayed in instead.
Short hair is brilliant, I love it the most,
And that is the reason for this afternoons post!
Been back a day, and people have given thought,
About how I look different, now my hair is short.
So here are the reasons, why i had the cut,
Apart from the obvious, of being a male Sl*t;
For one, it is easy to fix after a shower,
I can now get dressed and ready in well under an hour!
Its better for summer, it looks pretty neat,
It makes all the girlies fall right at my feet!
Cut for a tenner, student prices of course,
I run the wax through my hair with magnificent force.
Then I touch up the tips, with a slight bit of gel,
No more bad hair days, no more going through hell.
And then for the hairspray, we cant risk a fault,
Remember to take all this, with a pinch of salt.
Then I venture outside, and feel the wind on my head,
If my hair was long, I'd of stayed in instead.
Short hair is brilliant, I love it the most,
And that is the reason for this afternoons post!
Thats a super cool poem Ste *Nuckle Tap
12:43 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Ha! It was great Ste
Tids WOOOOO Loved urs too
TIDS ~ STELL ~ STE
They grace fun and games like 3 Amigos
Tids, Stell, an Ste all tell tales of woes
These witty mates are fun when together
Sailing round on BC in all kinds of weather
First we have Tids he's the wise old guy
He'll make you laugh so much you'll cry
With his legendary tinnies and blonde locks
You'll catch him in just his yfronts and socks
The next one is Stell my crazy Welsh boy
A dirrrryy sexy brickie that acts all coy
You'll find he plays poker with boiler Bob
Or sat there just fishing, cigar in his gob
Ste, hes the baby who loves his hair
Likes to woo mermaids with his sultry glare
The creator and captain of that there ship
You'll find he is witty and also quite hip
Them three are all funny in their own way
Are guarenteed to raise a smile each day
So to the 3 Amigos please raise a glass
Tids, Stell, Ste, I think your all class!
~ Paula ~
Tids WOOOOO Loved urs too
TIDS ~ STELL ~ STE
They grace fun and games like 3 Amigos
Tids, Stell, an Ste all tell tales of woes
These witty mates are fun when together
Sailing round on BC in all kinds of weather
First we have Tids he's the wise old guy
He'll make you laugh so much you'll cry
With his legendary tinnies and blonde locks
You'll catch him in just his yfronts and socks
The next one is Stell my crazy Welsh boy
A dirrrryy sexy brickie that acts all coy
You'll find he plays poker with boiler Bob
Or sat there just fishing, cigar in his gob
Ste, hes the baby who loves his hair
Likes to woo mermaids with his sultry glare
The creator and captain of that there ship
You'll find he is witty and also quite hip
Them three are all funny in their own way
Are guarenteed to raise a smile each day
So to the 3 Amigos please raise a glass
Tids, Stell, Ste, I think your all class!
~ Paula ~
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14:32 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Ya missed a verse bab.....
Then you have Paula, who is also on show
Stepping out of the showor, wiggling her J~Lo
Clasping her towel, and calling us gits
Whilst stuffing her gob, with crispy bacon bits
~Stell~
Then you have Paula, who is also on show
Stepping out of the showor, wiggling her J~Lo
Clasping her towel, and calling us gits
Whilst stuffing her gob, with crispy bacon bits
~Stell~
14:36 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
LMAO! Theres NO NEED for that...no wonder ya left! PMSLLLL!
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15:38 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
*Chuckles* you wanna be glad i didnt post the second verse lmao
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18:56 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Rain hits my window, as the night eats the hours,
And the soil soaks up the moisture, to feed all the flowers.
The grass takes a bath, an ant takes a swim,
And I decide to write another poem on a whim.
The leafs leak their tears, and they fall down to the ground,
My eyes feel heavy as the rain creates that hypnotic sound.
Streams run down the gutters, and the mud slides down the hill,
Little bugs take refuge right onto my window sil.
The wind accompanies the rain, and blows a fierce gale,
I look into the garden and point out a giant snail.
Suddenly it looks up, and says 'open up the door',
I knew this cheeky snail as he'd been here once before.
'Get inside your shell' I said, 'Its is your mobile home'
Instead he sped up very quickly, to hide behind a garden gnome.
Puddles splash as dogs run past, running for their homes,
And all this happens in the night, as I sit here alone.
And the soil soaks up the moisture, to feed all the flowers.
The grass takes a bath, an ant takes a swim,
And I decide to write another poem on a whim.
The leafs leak their tears, and they fall down to the ground,
My eyes feel heavy as the rain creates that hypnotic sound.
Streams run down the gutters, and the mud slides down the hill,
Little bugs take refuge right onto my window sil.
The wind accompanies the rain, and blows a fierce gale,
I look into the garden and point out a giant snail.
Suddenly it looks up, and says 'open up the door',
I knew this cheeky snail as he'd been here once before.
'Get inside your shell' I said, 'Its is your mobile home'
Instead he sped up very quickly, to hide behind a garden gnome.
Puddles splash as dogs run past, running for their homes,
And all this happens in the night, as I sit here alone.
19:01 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Omg yano what, thats a relaxing read that one!!!
Luv it great stuff as per Ste
Luv it great stuff as per Ste
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19:35 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Agile and athletic, fierce and brave,
As a god he was fearful, as a human a slave.
Intellect and wit, hunger and poise,
A gifted voice that delivered sweet noise.
Born with a brain that would surpass all the rest,
Gifted with weapons he was one of the best.
A greek by nature, he fought for himself,
A man driven by women, power and wealth.
Long blonde hair, a gods body to boot,
He ransacked the villages, taking women and loot.
They say he was invincible, his name lasted for years,
Tales were told of distances he could throw his spears.
A godess for a mother, his father had passed,
He fought a great war, in his death his name lasts.
This man had a king, well that was the law,
But he claimed he'd never fight for a king in his wars.
Merciful and honourable, one part of his body was weak,
Of which great warrior, is it of that i do speak?
As a god he was fearful, as a human a slave.
Intellect and wit, hunger and poise,
A gifted voice that delivered sweet noise.
Born with a brain that would surpass all the rest,
Gifted with weapons he was one of the best.
A greek by nature, he fought for himself,
A man driven by women, power and wealth.
Long blonde hair, a gods body to boot,
He ransacked the villages, taking women and loot.
They say he was invincible, his name lasted for years,
Tales were told of distances he could throw his spears.
A godess for a mother, his father had passed,
He fought a great war, in his death his name lasts.
This man had a king, well that was the law,
But he claimed he'd never fight for a king in his wars.
Merciful and honourable, one part of his body was weak,
Of which great warrior, is it of that i do speak?
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19:44 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Fab Girl
Baby this ones for you, True from my heart
The first night I saw you, My eyes couldnt part
Was scared and excited, Of what we could be
Wanted to whip you away, Just you and me.
Got what i wanted, Just you Sweetheart, My love
Febuary 14th An angel blessed me from above
Cos then i knew, From that day on
I had a duty, To protect my little one
I love you so much, That sometimes it hurts
Cos i know your depressed, But talking works
Im here for you Baby, Just call, Mail or txt
Ill be on my way down (Even in Boxers & Vest!)
So i leave you with this, "Dont worry" about stuff
Ill be here for you, And a caring dad you can trust.
I Love You. x
Baby this ones for you, True from my heart
The first night I saw you, My eyes couldnt part
Was scared and excited, Of what we could be
Wanted to whip you away, Just you and me.
Got what i wanted, Just you Sweetheart, My love
Febuary 14th An angel blessed me from above
Cos then i knew, From that day on
I had a duty, To protect my little one
I love you so much, That sometimes it hurts
Cos i know your depressed, But talking works
Im here for you Baby, Just call, Mail or txt
Ill be on my way down (Even in Boxers & Vest!)
So i leave you with this, "Dont worry" about stuff
Ill be here for you, And a caring dad you can trust.
I Love You. x
19:44 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Woooooooooo! Thats it Guevara, make up for lost time
Oh Cha winking @ Pit for? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TITLE: Fat Cockneys )) LMAO OJ
Pit/Pete/pitbull_pete
Oh Cha winking @ Pit for? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TITLE: Fat Cockneys )) LMAO OJ
Pit/Pete/pitbull_pete
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19:58 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Pete
While I was away, I missed out on a lot,
And it seemed that there were some friends I forgot.
So here is a poem about a bloke we all know,
I'm doing my best pete, and so here it goes...
A long time back, was when we first met,
And there has been times that I'll never forget.
Whether its on the forums, or when we're online,
Pete sure knows how to have a hell of a time.
With a great sense of humour, even if he's from the south,
There's comedic genius that just falls from his mouth.
Examples of this trait are all over this site,
And when he's logged in your in for a hell of a night.
He's one of the lads, a top lad at that,
And to this good friend I shall take off my hat.
Not one to argue, well not with me at least,
I cannot for-tell that our friendship will cease.
So this ones for you pete, an important man here you are,
You bring a lot to the table, you big bloody star!
While I was away, I missed out on a lot,
And it seemed that there were some friends I forgot.
So here is a poem about a bloke we all know,
I'm doing my best pete, and so here it goes...
A long time back, was when we first met,
And there has been times that I'll never forget.
Whether its on the forums, or when we're online,
Pete sure knows how to have a hell of a time.
With a great sense of humour, even if he's from the south,
There's comedic genius that just falls from his mouth.
Examples of this trait are all over this site,
And when he's logged in your in for a hell of a night.
He's one of the lads, a top lad at that,
And to this good friend I shall take off my hat.
Not one to argue, well not with me at least,
I cannot for-tell that our friendship will cease.
So this ones for you pete, an important man here you are,
You bring a lot to the table, you big bloody star!
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20:05 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Ste...Fs...*Wipes happy tear*
That was tops mate, Thank you bud
That was tops mate, Thank you bud
20:10 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
OH EH! Ste Thought ud make it crappy abar him!
Pit, Ste lies loads
HAHAH Oj was great that mate..
(^^^ Sent? She'll love it bab )
Pit, Ste lies loads
HAHAH Oj was great that mate..
pitbull_pete said:
Fab Girl
Baby this ones for you, True from my heart
The first night I saw you, My eyes couldnt part
Was scared and excited, Of what we could be
Wanted to whip you away, Just you and me.
Got what i wanted, Just you Sweetheart, My love
Febuary 14th An angel blessed me from above
Cos then i knew, From that day on
I had a duty, To protect my little one
I love you so much, That sometimes it hurts
Cos i know your depressed, But talking works
Im here for you Baby, Just call, Mail or txt
Ill be on my way down (Even in Boxers & Vest!)
So i leave you with this, "Dont worry" about stuff
Ill be here for you, And a caring dad you can trust.
I Love You. x
Baby this ones for you, True from my heart
The first night I saw you, My eyes couldnt part
Was scared and excited, Of what we could be
Wanted to whip you away, Just you and me.
Got what i wanted, Just you Sweetheart, My love
Febuary 14th An angel blessed me from above
Cos then i knew, From that day on
I had a duty, To protect my little one
I love you so much, That sometimes it hurts
Cos i know your depressed, But talking works
Im here for you Baby, Just call, Mail or txt
Ill be on my way down (Even in Boxers & Vest!)
So i leave you with this, "Dont worry" about stuff
Ill be here for you, And a caring dad you can trust.
I Love You. x
(^^^ Sent? She'll love it bab )
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20:24 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
She best do, Took a good 5mins out to write that
20:45 Wed 18 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Lmao Ur nasty!
Note To DS: Ya best luv it cos he's gettin on me nerve naw ! need ya keep him busy Dip!
Note To DS: Ya best luv it cos he's gettin on me nerve naw ! need ya keep him busy Dip!
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04:44 Thu 19 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Great poem Paula
you forgot this verse stella
But dont forget about Jill, shes mad as a bunny
she adds her poems, make no sense but very funny
shes queen off the gaffs, we love her all the same
so she rightly belongs on the thread, fun and game
Edited at 09:44 Thu 19/06/08 (BST)
stellaman said:
Ya missed a verse bab.....
Then you have Paula, who is also on show
Stepping out of the showor, wiggling her J~Lo
Clasping her towel, and calling us gits
Whilst stuffing her gob, with crispy bacon bits
~Stell~
Then you have Paula, who is also on show
Stepping out of the showor, wiggling her J~Lo
Clasping her towel, and calling us gits
Whilst stuffing her gob, with crispy bacon bits
~Stell~
Great poem Paula
you forgot this verse stella
But dont forget about Jill, shes mad as a bunny
she adds her poems, make no sense but very funny
shes queen off the gaffs, we love her all the same
so she rightly belongs on the thread, fun and game
Edited at 09:44 Thu 19/06/08 (BST)
06:12 Thu 19 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
WOOO TIDS!
FUNKY / NICK
Pool or Snooker we love funky a lot
To post to chat or play your best shot
Thousands of members are already here
Some can be idiots and some bring cheer
Some take the game serious others dont
Some ppl get addicted while others wont
Forums are what some people like most
Especially us FJ's we just love to post
Plenty of banter and debations galore
Find them on queries or shouts for sure
Wanting a game you can always log in
Members or guests shoot aiming to win
Visit the chat room catch up with a friend
Want it to be private? then a PM you send
Whatever your reason for being on here
Please let me make just one thing clear
We all should be friendly have a natter
Whatever the age or race doesnt matter
And Funky's the work of just one man
So take a minute to read if you can
I'll say it here and want to say it loud
NICK, Thanks for Funky you do us all proud
~Paula~
FUNKY / NICK
Pool or Snooker we love funky a lot
To post to chat or play your best shot
Thousands of members are already here
Some can be idiots and some bring cheer
Some take the game serious others dont
Some ppl get addicted while others wont
Forums are what some people like most
Especially us FJ's we just love to post
Plenty of banter and debations galore
Find them on queries or shouts for sure
Wanting a game you can always log in
Members or guests shoot aiming to win
Visit the chat room catch up with a friend
Want it to be private? then a PM you send
Whatever your reason for being on here
Please let me make just one thing clear
We all should be friendly have a natter
Whatever the age or race doesnt matter
And Funky's the work of just one man
So take a minute to read if you can
I'll say it here and want to say it loud
NICK, Thanks for Funky you do us all proud
~Paula~
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07:29 Thu 19 Jun 08 (BST) [Link]
Woop woop!
NIce poem paula, sure Nick will love it when/if he see's it...
Regarde!!! I shall produce a poem magically before your eyes in the next post! lol
NIce poem paula, sure Nick will love it when/if he see's it...
Regarde!!! I shall produce a poem magically before your eyes in the next post! lol
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