There was a bloke called Pete,
Who was having a game with Wee Feet,
so i thought to myself,
I will go have a peep,
Thought i would say hello,
I started to laugh,
That pete the FAT (lmao)
So i said Wee feet,
That pete i will win,
So on the table i did go,
While pete did tickle my feet,
I gave him Wink,
His face went all pink,
I thought it was because i did wink,
but it wasnt at all,
It was because my feet did half stink

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WOOOOOOO SI Go Jilly!

Oh Jill you little minx you!
Haha great poem mate
(PS- Ya forgo tto metion i won pawlor 23-1) LOL

Right come on stell,
Wee Feet missing you like hell,
So come on now,
Go give her a bell,
I know you want to
I can just tell,
So dont sit there thinking,
You know how you feel,
Paula feels the same,
Life to short, dont let it end,
I did it once,
And lost a gd friend,
Then i realised,
It wasnt the same,
So dont do what i did,and regret in the end.
The friendship you got is to the end

(Pit, I let ya win!!)




Thankyou Jill *HUGS*

Edited at 21:56 Sat 17/05/08 (BST)

(Another Jill one)

On page two was this thread
I nearly thought that it was dead
so come on ppl post for us
Yes come on dont fuss
it wont hurt to say a line
oh yes make it fine
we can do them so can you
even if they are poo
so post yes plz do
if you dnt ill go boo hoo



(PMSL Its easy doing Jill ones!)

never fear
tids is here
to write a line
something thats fine
im in the mood
for a bit of food
but ill wait till morn
for a husk of corn
having wine in a glass
while im sat on my ***
im not sat on a stool
while i play funkypool
i may play snooker
im the ultimate fluker
so ill be about
if u want me, gimme a shout
ill take my bow
im off for a game now

For sanity's sake come back STE all is forgiven!!!

lmao

but no need to fear , we are all poetically driven

Well maybe not all lol

wellllllllllllllll its there in heart, not always in mind eh jill?
you know you do to poetry what Les Dawson does on the Piano, its not quite there, but funny as hell none the less
that is a compliment

Takes a curtsey well thank you tids mwahhhhhhh







Now falls of chair in shock lmao

LMAO @ GREY HAM!

WOOOOOOOOO SI Keep em coming (STS)

while you sleep as quiet as a mouse,
some thieving scouser is robbin ya house,
but you will realise someones having a root,
as soon as you hear the crinkle of his shell suit!

WOOOOOOOOOOO becks







still dribbling

LMAO! Thats soooooo aimed at me Isnt it! HAHAH

More More!!!

Cheeky Is as Cheeky Does
Bounces Raund and Causes Fuss
I dredd to see her in my game
I try to hide my hurt and pain
"Fatty Pitty" << Yes! she'll say
'Wont she leave' Oh god - I prey
Push & Push damn! thats her game
Naw look Miss Cheeky HAVE SAM SHAME!



Sir RedBull Pitful Pete~

LOL! Thought you couldnt do Poems eh? EH?

Good One

Omg the Fat Cockney finally did one lmao




Go pitttttttttttt