we wait for this tids
yes like kids
havin a brew
or is that for you
do u want too
with milk n sugar
while we wait for this bugga
so come in tids
get on yer bike
and come for the hike
do us the poem cos we waited
cos paula will be mad so come on lad
a jill poem
am sure u know em


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and dnt trait us

(LMAOOO @ THAT ^^^^)


Oh come on Tids!! This was on page 2 AGAIN

lmao Paula,yours are gettin more like mine






YE come on Tids chop chop

for goodness sake i forgot to post
you see i was making toast
i had no inspiration
just loads of persperation
but i had a wash and scrub
in a deep bubbly tub
i like to make a ditty
make it sound witty
or maybe even sh....shakey
but im not in the same class
as cheeky with her witty a55
god knows what this sounds like
just glad i aint talking thru a mike
had a beer or two maybe three or four
any more and ill be Rolling on the floor
but ill pick myself up
and take another sup
of gods finest brew
excuse me a minute a-a-a-a-a-chooo
so what do you think?
is it good or does it stink?
do i care? course i do
so enjoy all, im off for a poo

LMAO Woo woo Tidsy Widsy

A Jill Poem

Jills her name
pool is the game
poems she likes
and riding tids motorbikes
shes mad as a mad thing
and wears a g-string
she cares for the old
the frail and weak
shell never do as shes told
or act like a geek
she makes poems that make us laff
cos they dont ryhme
in time
or anything at all
so dont stand short
its flippin warm
got me doors open

Sorry i went into cheeky mode
with my ball point pen
there as funny as hell
make your laugh muscles swell
so dont write her off
shes no toff
but she writes some corkers
for all of us
you have too keep smiling
with the poems she keeps piling
chin up cheeky
oooh im bustin'
i need a leeky




Edited at 00:54 Sat 10/05/08 (BST)

2 for ya
la la la la

LMAOOOOOOOOOO I love them yano

JILL ur turn

*drum roll*

do it jill yer know u wanna

LMAOOOOOOOO @ those ^^^^ hahahaha we want some more

YEAH WE DO! and off you too...........STELLAMAN!

Omg Tids falls of chair pmsl



Way to goooooo




I read them poems.
from you know who,
Bet he was sat at home
Thinking what to do,
Then out of the blue,
Not one but two,
The poems came through,
It was about Jill,
Oh and Tids bike to (lmaoooooo)
I couldnt believe it,
So i will say to you,
Go tidssssssssss woooooooooooo,
Lets have some more from you,
If you need any help,
Just ask you know who











lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I never fail to laff at them yano

Tids your go

LMAO

I think My Stells due one too! C'mon bab

phew yeah come on.....stellas turn, im having palputations still of 2 in one night

Oh ok then stella




*sings* why are we waiting

My turn for a poem, My Paula has said
So once again, I will grace this thread
Just a couple of minutes, of my working time
To find some words, and make them rhyme
She is quite demanding, this wonderful gal
This girl I refer to, as My lovely Soft Sal
If I don't post here, She starts to curse
She leaves me a title, then I pen my verse
On any old subject, she will ask me to write
About anything, anyone, my mind just takes flight
It just seems so easy, not even a bind
I Just type the first thing, that comes into my mind
But when all's said and done, it all comes from her
Paula, you are still the reason, that I still post here.

~Stell~

SEE?? Thats how its done

Thankyou bab, thats great that *MWAH* Love you x

right then......over to you Paula, the stage is yours

oh yeah...good poem mate, wish i thought of it

Edited at 09:38 Mon 12/05/08 (BST)