Pmsl @ that, nice one Stell

L M F big fat J-Lo OFF @ YOU!!!

Lies All Lies ITS HIIIIIIIIM Pmsllll

Love it!

STELLA THE FUNNY FELLA

Im sure that you all know him
The one we all call Stella
He's known by many on this site
He's one hell of a funny fella
Early morning usually he posts
Making everyone have a laff
He will load his gun and go to main
Chasing Wabbits all over the Gaff
He will carry on Posting
And acting like a twit
Until he has to log of fast
Cos of his boss the smelly git
He will leave me a lil message
Just for when i log into here
A nice one or a funny one
Or a Crude one Dear oh dear
He gets along with eveyone
All the boys and all girls
Leaps happily into gen chat
Doing Squeezy Icons and twirls
Even the Mods they luv him
Chats with them all the while
They never log out of chat room
Without him making them smile
He loves his Beer Does Stella
He loves his pink wafers too
Just dnt try asking him
To ever share them with you
Hes a lil scared of Spiders
Especially the Black Widow
Just looking at them Spiders Legs
Is a great big NO NO

edited so people can see paulas complete poem

Edited at 19:20 Thu 9/08/07 (BST)

Continued..

He has a love for chicken balls
He's always at the chip shop
Getting his fave meal to eat
And to sniff chip fat non stop
Ask him about his mars bar
A story he will surley tell
But DONT ever try asking him
Things he does with shower gel
They only fault with this Fella
He blames me for lots of Stuff
From smelling or farting, anything
He juts laffs and tells me Tuff!
He will smile and be all innocent
Even Polish his so called 'HALO'
But trust me ppl hes a nutter
A Halo? Yh My J-LO!
But seriously He's Lovley
One of Lifes special men
Loved by all who know him
Adored by his lil BM.
Im going to end this poem
By not going out of range
MY STELL i really love ya
Dont you ever change.



~Paula~ xx

Edited, in order to reply to Carl.

Edited at 20:07 Thu 9/08/07 (BST)

here's the poem i originally posted

i found this poem for stella and paula

Love At First Sight

Is there such a thing as love at first sight ?
That's the question I used to ask
Until I laid eyes on you.
How is it possible to feel so much for a
stranger, a passerby?
Love has no limits, no color, no time.
That's when I realized I had fallen in love -
Love at first sight.

Carl ~ Thats Lovely Thanks *hugs*

OMFG *Blushes like hell* Thank you soooooo much Paula hun xx love ya too bab. That was brilliant LMAOOOOOOOOO at the Ha my J-Lo bit

You? Blush? With them Feet? HAHAHA

*Hugs*

Dont you sometimes regret the previous night,
When you've argued with someone, or got in a fight?
You wake up feeling solemn, then the memories clear,
A dreadful night as a result of beer.
You look at your self in the mirror so soon,
And realise that you've been a major buffoon.
You pick up the phone to try try patch it up,
The stinging still hurts from that pretty deep cut.
You might txt her or ring her, no answer at all,
There's no chance today that she'll answer your call.
Time goes so slowly, the walls all close in,
As you topple all the empty's right into the bin.
A shower clears away the problems on the outside,
But the internal matters are just too strong to hide.
A daft get at least, you acted a div,
People shouting as you left, naming you a spiv.
They know thats not the real you, not like you at all,
But still fueled by beer, you've still room to appaul.

OOER what have ya done ya tart!

Great the way u can out it all into poems hun

My Dear Friend Meeko

And now she has gone,this dear friend of mine
This very good mate, that ive known for some time
Its been nearly a year, since we very first met
And there have been some times,I will never forget
Meeko,your funny, your crazy,your absolutly great
Its been a pleasure to call you,a really true mate
Your trustworthy,honest,and really quite smart
And we have got on together,right from the start
But leaving like this,you have just bought a tear
Not just to me,but to lots that are on here
You were loved by most,especially the chat room
Where just your appearance,lifted the gloom
Please keep in touch hun,you have my MSN Add
Even tho' your deleting,you?ve kept it im glad
This morning im glad we had our little chat
I understand why your going,well leave it at that
But now you are gone,theres a hole in my life
Somebody else to talk to,in times of strife
Meeko I know you will read this,pls take care hun
Pls hurry back,Cos i will miss the fun

~Stell~

Above poem copied from Snooks poem thread this morning

I said it there and ill say it here..

Thats Brill hun she will love it

*hugs* for you x x x

LMFAO @ chip fat poem!


Nice Meeko poem! (Psss, she'll be back!)

Note on the toilet door...

Here I Sit broken Hearted
(should have stopped before he started)
sorry if thats crude

Edited by forum moderator spinner, at 17:53 Thu 16/08/07 (BST)

OMG Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

Edited by forum moderator spinner, at 17:53 Thu 16/08/07 (BST)

Erdez, please keep the language clean, or and you can actually say farted!

There once was a gal
names Paula
All the boyz on funky
Adhored ha

One day she fell on her (_x_)
Lost balance due
to the mass
Now the boyz have the task
to pull her off her (_x_)
And now we'll be here forever!


LMAO Sorry Paula, you was the person who posted above me though. You was lucky this time Erdez....although I couldn't really think of anything within 2 mins that went with your name.

In fact title for whoever dare. Erdez!

OH HOW RUDE!


Lost Balance due to the mass???? WTF Im all in proportion......................I THINK pmsl!!!