BOB! Hello the best bacon butty maker everrrrrrrrrrrr *)) Was just saying how tasty they are and Tids here..*Nudges* Says hed luuuuuuuurve to try one

I was going to make them yanno but Tids said PAULA NO! I WANNA TASTE BOBS! *Files nails* so i sed Oh ok then


*XD icon*

Wakes up after a few weeks away and look at you Paula stll yelling away,well seems im a wake now any gossip lmao

Wakes up after a few weeks away and look at you Paula stll yelling away,well seems im a wake now any gossip lmao

Ooops sorry, slaps hand,ok ok i know im a bimbo lmao

*eagerly awaits bobs bacon buttie...spots an old adversary*

ello cheeky, back from the pits of the ship i see, how are them there rats??

Booooooooooob 3 rashers and a runny egg perlease

*slurps a bucket of tea* (thats a very large mug)

*Walks on deck to see everyone devouring bacon butties*

*Jumps over bacon rashers, bread, and some green coloured substance. and heads to the front of the BC. Sprawls out her arms (titanic style) and yells 'I can fly!'*.. well now.. i've been on this BC a few weeks now & can finally tick that off my list of things to do here.

*heads back to the fellow BC, making sure not to make any sudden moves in fear of losing a toe*

So!.. anyone up for a game of.. poker?!..

*thinks to self* i like this BC, people don't do what you usually associate with cruises..

*gets mental images of people ballroom dancing.. playing a game of bingo.. and gorging themselves at buffee tables*.. hmm maybe the latter can be seen here..

*sees melz thought patterns in a 'thought bubble'*

Hey..............its not all top hat and tails here ya know, its gamblin' fishin' crabbin' swimmin' and get tanked up now and again, that reminds me.....who fancies a spot of diving, the water is clear blue, we can drop the sails for a few hours while its nice and calm.......oh melz...i wouldnt do that thing off the front of the boat yer know...its a tad rusty and could give way any minute.

*drops sails gets half length wet suit on and dives into the clear blue yonder*

Well am not going in any water no matter how blue and clear it looks!

Ill sunbathe!!

*grabs her ipod, mag, shades, towel, suncream and glass of jucie and settles to top de tan up*










(see ya later lol)

*kicks frantically in the water splashing paula, then heads below the surface*

*Drifts towards left over butties, notices they're a bit off so cooks up a new batch*

*Chomp* We seem to be running a little low on bacon and butties, anyone know a cornershop hereabouts where we can get some?
*Munch*

bob.. we are in the middle of nowhere here.. *points to the endless abundance of ocean*
where do you expect to find a cornershop??

*looks out tids aplashing about in the water* hmm.. hey bob! lets do what tids is doing! stop eating for once.. it will still be here when you come back *knocks food out of Bobs hand* oh .. im surprised that was so easy.. i was half expecting to need the jaws of life to remover the food from your hands
*pushes Bob into the ocean*

Geronihmo!!

*struggles to the surface, spots Mel treading water nearby*
Helloooo! Meditation robes! Could've at least let me get ready first

*swims to ladder, climbs up and disappears across the deck. Reappears soon after wearing suitable attire*

I'm ready now!

*gulps litres of water as she chuckles uncontrollably at Bob in a wetsuit*

Hahahah! Bob.. that's.. ahaha well.. nice suit Bob.. haha very.. bow chika wow wow!.. ahaha funnies thing i've seen whilst being on the BC

*swims up to Bob* hey.. how many more so - called 'meditation robes' do you have?.. i've ruined one pair with jelly.. these ones with ocean water..

Well, it was this or a pair of budgie smugglers... and I didn't want to scare the fish

Let me see, you've ruined two sets... that leaves another... wait, why are you so interested? Have you come up with some diabolical scheme to ruin them too? *sceptical look*

*spots bob and melz above the surface, giggles to himself that bob looks like a deformed seal in his wetsuit and uncontollably lets out a little fart* blubulubalub

*Smiles innocently* ME? Scheme? Diabolical? never..

not really diabolical schemes.. lets call them.. premeditated accidents

*swims around Bob thinking of other ways to be rid of the silly meditation robes* *says aloud* i wonder if the BC has a paper shredder.. oh i wonder if fish are attracted to booze on robes?..

I think I'll stick with diabolical schemes, thank you very much. Unfortunately (and quite conveniently ) That was my last set. What'll I... meditate... in now?

*slowly sidle-swims away as Mel muses* Ahoy there tids! Enjoying the water?

*wakes after her sunbathing doze*


Ohhhhhhhh what time is it?

*Looks around*

*walks to edge of ship after hearing voices and looks over to see a livley Tids, Bob, N Mel havin fun in the water*

Shouts " OI U LOT am off for a shower, tell my Stell i wont be long okies? Have fun Byeeeeeeeeeee" *waves*


*Heads for her shower*


















(Soz quik posts again!)

=O *gasps as she sees Paula shouting from deck.. however, she's bright red* ooh.. how long has she been lying there? *thinnks to self* that's going to hurt in the morning..

*thinks to self* im bored!.. oh..

*swims over to tids and bob whilst underwater and grabs a leg*

*yanks the leg and person attached underwater*

*Watches Tids Rapidly disappear underwater*

LUKE!... I mean, TIDS!

*dives futilely after him. Returns to surface, swims over to ladder to give Paula the bad news*