*chuckles as she lets go of Tid's leg, sees the fear in his eyes at being dragged underwater*

haha that was fun!

hey where did Bob go?.. *turns around and sees Bob attempting to climb the ladder whilst still wearing flippers* *hits forehead* hmm, i wonder how long it'll take him to think of removing the flippers..*turns to Tids* i bet you he will continue to stuggle until someone informs him he is wearing the flippers..

*grabs portable emergency oxygen mask blows a mass of bubbles to let people on the surface know tids is ok....in the meantime tids grabs his crabbing net and puts a dozen of the large beauties in........swims to the surface and shouts*

LOOK WHAT I GOT.......CRABS....TO EAT THAT IS.....GREAT FOR THE BARBIE THESE YA KNOW

*climbs on deck peels off wetsuit shakes hair dry(ish)and puts large crabs in a large container with sea water to keep them fresh for the barbie*

*Shouts from the bridge* Hey Tidsy, did i hear ya say barbie ???

*Puts Ship on autopilot, and heads off to see BB for beer provisions*

*Pats Paula on the J-Lo on the way past* Looking good there bab, looking good!!

*Sniffs* I Can smell crabs...OHHHHH Hello Stell ))

*Laffs as she watches her Stell whistle and walk towards BB and shout* "KEEP YA MITTS OFF ME J-LO! DUNNO WHERE THEY BEEN" (pmsl)

*Goes into her cabin to dry her hair*

(lmao @ that ^^^)

*Wakes up, yawns and stretches (sts) and looks at His Paula, lying there, snoring away, and sounding like a pack of wild boars*

*Pecks her cheeks and whispers ...Morning CJ*

Right then time for me jog methinks... *Puts on his shorts, has one more stretch (sts), and runs off at a leisurly pace around the ship....punching the air and singing the Rocky theme music*

*wakes up kanckered from yesterdays crabbing expo*

Mooooooorning ship mates, whos gonna help me sort out me crabs then?

*lights up a cuban and flick tosses one to stella*

Edited at 09:48 Fri 2/05/08 (BST)

(LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Days like this and posts like that just make me pmsl!)

After waking, showering, dressing etc etc..

*walks on deck and catches the one Tids tossed @ Stell(LMAO)*

OI! Stop tossin him one mate, i dnt like him having too many!


*lashes the tossed one and storms off to make a cuppa*

*Mutters at Paula* tosser

(PMSL)


HEY! Lets say we all go get ready smartly and have a nice lil meal and drink in the warm nice evening breeze?? Yh?


*Dashes to her cabin to find something to wear just in case*

Paula look at me *does a twirl* watcha think eh,oh sugar runs back to cabin forgot me shoes,walks back on deck like a lady twirls again wooooooooo go me,waits for everyone else




*shouts come on you lot* get a move on

*lounges around in 3/4 length combats......Karrimor sandals, and Monsters of rock 1988 t-shirt*

what you two muppets get dressed for...someone died?


*continues inspecting and cleaning his tackle* (sts)

*Walks on deck, with a raised eyebrow, confused as to why Paula and Cheeky are twirling around in dresses* umm.. did i miss something here? *Looks over to Tids* (who always seems to be either holding a cigar or a fishing line)..have these to found where BB keeps the Booze or something??

*continues to walk along deck looking for sne people* (or those that evoke an illusion of sanity at least)

*miraculously reappears in kitchen, after being kidnapped by the bacon fairies for a refresher in Bacon Butty Building*

Butties, anyone? ...Just me? even better!

*Happens to walk past the kitchen, just to see Bob in there* (as usual)

Jeez Bob! How come everytime i walk past the kitchen i see you here?

*looks around for a matress* It's as if you're sleeping in here.

Ugh! aren't you sick of those bacon butties? every single day Bobby..Bob, you know you're never too young to have atherosclerosis..

*Subtly nudges mattress under table, covers with a table cloth* Why would you get that impression? I don't spend much time in here, honest!

That sounds bad... *Hastily puts down remains of 5th butty* What do I have to do to avoid athera... athero... that thing?

Well Bobbay.. umm..er.. you had better sit down for this..

*takes deep breath* this is going to hurt you more than it is me.. im actually going to enjoy telling you this.. i think you may have to stop eating the bacon butties for a while..not for too long.. just chill with them.. and bobby.. instead of spending ALL your time in the kitchen eating your poisonous food.. may i suggest doing something such active.. and again.. that's not physicl activity of opening/closing your jaw and raising your arms to eat food..

*Jaw drops* Ok, if I have to Dr Mel I'll need help though... cholesterol is highly addictive

Exercise... exercise... what is this strange concept? I'm sorry, you'll have to explain it to me

*Sigh* This is going to be a long process isn't Bobby? haha it would just be easier to let you stuff your face full of bacon butties.. so i htink that's what i might just do

Now that's just cruel... telling me I could have some terible disease, then leaving me to it! Some doctor you are!

Someone mention Bacon????

Hiiiiiiiiiiii You two *waves*


Soooo Bobay, the best Bacon Butty maker ever Where are they? COME ON AM STARVIN!